26 December 2020

Published December 26, 2020 by

Mali Loves: Christmas. Really? Do I?...




I am usually over Christmas as soon as it starts so no, I do not "LOVE" Christmas, but I do not hate it or dislike it either. I always have to know that it is available. I have lived in places where it wasn`t even available and then I became kinda angry. So, yes, I guess I need it to be around every year. 

I always have to make some kind of memes or crazy video during Christmas every year...

Example:


 I use Christmas as an excuse to entertain people. (This was in 2015, in Norwegian.)


And this was from 2012...




The video below is from Christmas last year. I am normal now 😄


So, I think I like Christmas more than I would like to admit.

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25 December 2020

Published December 25, 2020 by

Last Christmas...



Here I am in the Christmas spirit singing my favorite Christmas song...




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24 December 2020

Published December 24, 2020 by

Finally back on my favorite blog + random small talk...

 Blogging: 

People may say "Finally back home!" Well, yes, that is exactly how I feel about returning to the only blog that actually works for me, after trying another blogging platform that did not work AT ALL. 

Here I was really in the zone. 

I will be blogging about this, and nothing else, for a few weeks now. Just kidding! But I don`t really have anything to write about right now. I watched some vlogs on YouTube lately. There are som really weird and crazy vloggers out there. (You know who you are!) Some of them use scooters and film themselves. That`s some new level shit. In a bad way...almost like Segways (I kinda like Segways, though. I sometimes film tourists on Segways, passing by me on the streets. Really retarded shit. And that`s why I love it!) But if you want to be cool for REAL; Heard about a hoover board? Or a boosted board? WAAAY cooler. DAAH! #irony 

Heard about this guy? Casey? Coolest vlogger EVER! I binge watched 300 + videos by him when I first discovered him. His YouTube channel.

Boosted board and drone, no problem!...

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Drone experience in a Santa`s outfit, no problem either...

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22 December 2020

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Blogging: I moved back to blogger...


 Blogging: 


I have a real life emoji for every expression needed. And now it`s time for the "I`m so stupid! DAAAH!" - expression. WHY don`t I listen to my intuition?...


Why change something that works perfectly fine? I wanted ecommerce on my blog. But you can get ecommerce solutions on a blogger blog also. It is not so difficult. (You just pay for it like with everything else!) They say Wordpress is the best blogging platform for everything that you need (the nr 1. all-in-1 blogging platform) But I beg to differ. If you have a small personal blog - only for everyday blogging about your super-boring life then...nr 1. You could stop blogging OR nr 2. You use the cheapest solution, which is using a free platform. I feel that blogging should be as free as possible. With this solution I only pay for my annual domain fee. Because I want a personal .com domain. I do not recommend anyone to use a free platform - hosting domain if you want to become a popular / serious (or perhaps super-duper-famous?!) blogger. It just doesn`t look nice in my opinion. But using Blogger with my own domain since 2006 has not failed me. (It was just my own blogging concept that failed me. With other words; I FAILED! Which happens over and over again until you find something that works. I am STILL working on this issue, trust me!) 

In #blogger and #google I trust! 👍

Photo found on Google by The Independent.

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20 December 2020

Published December 20, 2020 by

Future plans + some "hot rhymes" only Mali can come up with...


Sing more. Karaoke live shows on my Facebook page or YouTube channel (because I love live shows!) And record some weird songs (You know it gets weird!) Videos? MORE is the word. Just make more. Leave it all to the upload button. When in doubt - just upload!

If they tell you that you can`t sing (ain`t nobody`s business if you can or cannot sing!)...


Just stop caring so much about what others think. I never did anyway BUT I never felt like it was the right timing to take out my inner craziness. Not lately anyways! I`ve been too busy lately. With this society that we live in. You know; the other universe?...where you can`t be yourself?...there`s a cancel culture going on right now...Yes! Where you cancel YOURSELF! But if you are true to yourself  you`ll become NORMAL AGAIN- you know those days are returning! It`s that thing going on OVER THERE that is NOT NORMAL. I have no idea what kind of drug they`re on, I just know I am NOT taking it. #IaintHavingIt

Here I am still believing that I can become the new Marie Antoinette. 

You may believe that things are impossible in the world, but NOTHING is impossible in Mali`s universe. 

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And I own a drone! But I haven`t even tried the drone because I only found a red zone on the drone map. (But never say never. High five to the best excuse ever!) I am still a kid cause growing up is a trap. I suck on my lolly while sitting on Santa`s lap. Presents are thrown at me, money spent on me like I am so kind of freakin` lottery. I put a crown on my head while I watched Paris Hilton`s documentary. She looks so free, but still so trapped. Let`s fight our inner demons and return to glitz and glam. In the mids the boredom, but on my way to "stardom", I never forgot who I am. I never quit dreaming and working on future plans. Life was hard but I never stopped, cause I can`t stop and I won`t stop and that`s why you are my biggest fan.

Photo created while I struggled at my worst with this society we`re forced to be a part of.
Marilyn would understand. 

Thanks for following me on this journey. Thank you for reading a script that I wrote before I was born. We all know what we came here to be. If you don`t, please start looking for yourself! (I am still looking for myself. I am now sitting here with a world map trying to figure out where Mali is. Realizing it is a place in Africa. I`ve always known about this interesting African country but why me...WHYYYY?? Why is there always a war going on when it comes to MY NAME! Okay, I will relax now. Looking at an empty coffee cup. "I need to buy more coffee!" )


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16 December 2020

Published December 16, 2020 by

Here I am making music...


 I have my own style, and I am really TALENTED! 👍😎😂😜


By the way...



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14 December 2020

Published December 14, 2020 by

Merry Christmas dear friends and frienememes!


I do not have enemies so I call them frieneMEMES...friends that I make memes from...yeah...
Just wait...I have a few ideas...just let me put my thinkingcap on...or...Christmassy stuff on the top of my head...




I will soon make fun out of some of my "closest friends".  "People that you spent an hour with on a train Mali?" 

Huh? Why don`t you believe that I got friends? 

I GOT FRIENDS THOUGH!

"No you don`t!"

"You`re too weird for friends!"

"You`re a MEME!"


SHUT UUUUP! (although I secretly really love the idea!)


Thanks for reading. You have now been a witness of a conversation inside of my own mind. A conversation that will become reality one day. In a book or in a video or something really creative. 


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13 December 2020

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I did not like Wordpress as much as Blogger...


I didn`t like Wordpress, so I am transferring back my domain (malisuniverse.com) to this blog. 

I like things simple, and this platform is very simple.




BUT!:
The reason is very simple; the text formatting. The way you type and organize a blog post in Wordpress is by "blocks". They think it`s great and organizing for people but it is also very confusing. I just want to type directly into the post...FAST!

I `ll be busy transferring my domain now...It takes time. See you later, bye! 💓




I just wish I listened to my intuition because I just KNEW this would happen. I am writing like a crazy maniac in this photo and that is WHY I blog. I don`t have time for the"blocks" and all of the Wordpress stuff (SORRY Wordpress!)

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12 December 2020

Published December 12, 2020 by

Homemade Christmas song in Norwegian...

I just came here to share a song that I made last year on THIS DAY; December the 12th.
 Song is in Norwegian, so if you`re not Norwegian then you can listen to this song in a weird language . It is about eating Christmas food, starting the engine of the car during the very cold winter in Norway, and that you actually need the tractor to start your car. 


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30 October 2020

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I will use this blog in the future...

This used to be "malisuniverse.com" but I moved to Wordpress because I wanted to try out new features and plugins (ecommerce store plugins IF I should make an online business in the future.) 
I would like to do that (EVENTUALLY! Not right now, though! Right now I`m sitting on my butt! LOL) I will change the domain name to something different and catchy eventually. Eventually is my favorite word, procrastinating is my favorite "hobby". I almost never used my drone because I was procrastinating so much...

(And then I went to a country where drones are illegal and I got stuck in a Coronavirus lockdown. (TWICE! Two different countries, two different types of lockdowns! "Nice move Mali, proud of you!")

I have now tried Wordpress and I like it a lot. But I have used a lot of energy in editing this blog and this blog LOOKS BETTER! The fonts are nicer. (Text.) Yes, I am a perfectionist. And I like the cold green-ish/blue-ish colors. I will return here, and I knew the day would come that I would say this; I am addicted to blogs and websites. 

Like you are cheating on your other blog


It almost feels like you are cheating on your other websites and blogs. This blog was an old boyfriend that you were tired of, and wanted to get rid off, and you eventually did, but then you want to come back to him! You are cheating on him / her with 2 other blogs! Jeses! :-O This is the ONLY WAY I can relate to the love life (That you guys talk so much about! Which I have no clue about or whatsoever! Not designed for it. I`m designed for computers, I guess. LOL! 😁 Does not sound very normal to say this! Sounds like a crazy-person.)

Anyways;


See ya later!

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23 August 2020

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Just read this book and you`ll understand what`s going on!


Just read this book and you`ll get it. This was all planned. The author is really intelligent, I have to say! Wow! 😮
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That`s all I have to say about that! It explains what is going on in the world right now. 


That was all I wanted to say today. I am diving deep into this topic so I am a little busy whenever I am on my "coffee break". Usually I blog longer on my regular coffee breaks but this is INSANE! This book. I have known about it for many years but never really decided to read it - until now. OKAY..."Read" was probably not the best words to use, but I did get my hands on an audio version of the book (audio book.) It also counts.
Have a great day wherever you are. But you have to know that...
"Big brother is watching you" He SURE IS! I know you can`t disagree. "You are being watched. They watch everybody. All the time!" WHY, WHY have I not given this book a chance until now? This is exactly what I have been talking about for YEARS! (*Placing my tinfoilhat on my head*)

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20 August 2020

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Gave up on ideas and sat on a chair for years....

Bad strategies made me end up sitting on a chair for at least 15 years. Desperate to be something in this world made me do some desperate choices through my life. Without telling the whole story the light version is something like...
Photo: Made by me a few years ago.

I`m not so much on social media anymore. We should social distance, shouldn`t we? (Okay, stupid joke! I am SO anti-covid19, you have no idea! Maybe, just maybe I will talk about this in a future article.) But there was a time, back in the day...like a year ago when I used to hang on my own Facebook page like 24/7. I used to sing karaoke and I also had a few live shows over there.

I simply didn`t have "a life", is what people would say. I never heard anybody actually saying this to me, but it`s not hard to imagine. I didn`t know the difference between IRL and online. To me being online was my real life. I thought it was fun. I thought that I was funny. I am, though. (*laughing at myself*) But sometimes even I got annoyyed by my own voice. I love to talk so I talked a lot, basically. And sang! But I soon realized that I didn`t benefit from sitting on my butt for hours.You know the feeling when you can`t move anymore? And you just end up falling on the floor on your final attempt to move from the chair? MAYBE I am exaggerating a little bit. But actually I had come a long way...I was on the way...of becoming creativly free. Which was something I never dared to be up until that point.Which sounds weird because people probably thought I was a very free individual. But you`re never really free until you can say you have found peace in your life. To be okay with where you are here and now. So, when I was sitting on that chair I was actually working really hard. It was a hard job to just sit there. But everything that I experienced on that chair has led me up to where I am right now. I see it crystal clear now. It is all about evolving from one frequency to the next, and I really feel like I am on the right path to the next level. I am in the process of creating something new for myself and I think I like it.

But before I get too excited about my new ideas I will complain a little bit more (Just kidding! I will never complain EVER!)

"People stole my ideas"


I discovered fake news before fake news was a thing. Here my concept was to start a news-blog about what`s going on in society, but obviously I didn`t really care about what I had just read. To me it was all just some blah-blah-blah. Now everybody calls it "fake news". I remember that I used to be annoyyed by the illusion, it really is just an illusion, that it seemed like people stole my ideas before I started manifesting the ideas. I was just subconciously using the law of attraction. Now I know what it was all about back then. Just because somebody else has a great idea and it reminds you of YOUR IDEA, doesn`t mean that you should give up on the idea. Because likes attract likes and I was a magnet for people who had the same ideas and projects as me.

I was really over it when it came to news. Heard about this, heard about that, jadda jadda jadda. Like they say; I even wore the t-shirt. I almost became a conspiracy theorist because of the state of this planet. But it is not popular, so I stopped. And well...it is still not a very popular thing, but I`m glad that more and more people are waking up.
Header that I was trying to make for my super-revolutionary project (eh..jeses...I wasn`t ready, obviously!)

Sometimes you have to make peace with your life and relax. 

But I can never completely relax in my life before I get my hands on this bag...


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14 August 2020

Published August 14, 2020 by

On my coffee break...


I am on my coffee break (Yes, because I actually do stuff every day like everybody else, without going into details about what I do. For privacy reasons.)

So, I was thinking; Blogger is a platform that can be removed by Google any time. So, I am 100% doing the right thing here, by moving my blog to Wordpress. I wrote about it in yesterday`s article; I will move to Wordpress soon...I will also call my blog posts "articles" from now on.

Just like the famous vlogger Casey Neistat calls his YouTube videos "Movies". Even though we all know they`re "JUST Youtube videos". He also have said he is really proud to call himself a youtuber.
I do not agree with him about calling yourself a "youtuber". It feels restricted to me. I am stepping away from that platform because I would rather just post everything I create on my own domain. Ok, maybe my videos in the future will be uploaded to YouTube, but I will probably not make it public there.

Almost like the Salvation Army


I just don`t want to be a youtuber. And I don`t care if I never get views because of it. It`s easier to plan a meet up with 100 dedicated (but crazy, I love crazy!) fans that actually can SING your theme-song with you, then being a typical youtuber that gets invited to stand inside a tent at Vidcon (That`s what they do; stand there with a makeup palette.) Anyway; I am too old for that...No. I`m not...Yes you are, Mali! Youtube is not for you! It never was. But you get my point? Singing my song Free (that could be my theme song) in front of an audience of like 100 people would be cool. "Free all the innocent..."In my head it looks like a really cosy situation. Free tea and coffee (since I don`t drink myself ) I would serve crepe. I love crepe. I can eat 20 per day. I just want to be a person in service. Kind of like what the Salvation Army does. Don`t have a photo of it but...

Winning awards is my favorite (imaginary) hobby. Omg, I have so many stories in my head! So, I do indeed have a photo of that.


It really never became anything more than an imaginary vision. AT THE TIME! VERY important that you still believe in success even though you are still sitting on your butt ordering from Mc`Donalds every day and watching your dreams pass by like in a movie. As long as you wake up one day and do something with your life, being lazy all those years was actually worth it. But if you`re in your late thirties like me, and you are still fat and lazy, it`s OVER! (As long as you don`t do something to improve yourself really fast!) Here`s an article where I complain about my body. We all love to read about people complaining about themselves. It makes us feel so much better about ourselves. That`s why I wrote it. I hope you understand the #irony. Hashtags don`t work on this platform.

Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside of my own mind, simultaneously.

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12 August 2020

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I will move to Wordpress soon...


For now, this is actually a Blogger-blog (we used to call it Blogspot in the past.) But it really is limited to what it can "do". But I am not doing much anyway here on this blog...but that is because the low motivation I`ve had for MANY YEARS when it comes to blogging and other creative activities. EVERYTHING to be honest!

But yes, I will move this blog to Wordpress soon. I recently read about Perez Hilton`s super-famous celebrity blog (and how much he earns!) and I was like...

"She`s NOT doing things right!"...


But I am not going to write about celebrities. Gossip is not my thing. I only love to write about myself. Obviously, that`s why I blog! Is it even possible to write #irony #justkidding in blogger posts?

I have been a blogger ever since bryanboy.com was a thing. I used to read his blog every day in 2006.
I just knew right there and then that I wanted to become a blogger. But recently I have not found his blog anymore. I guess he just stopped blogging. He became filthy rich, though. (Got discovered by the fashion industry, but in the beginning he was only writing about HIMSELF too! Just sayin`...But again; he had a talent for fashion early on and I...well...have been walking around in my clogs for the past 15 years.)


See you later and remember to stay positive. Just obey orders until they "know more".(They say there`s a virus going on in the world. I do not want to talk about this topic here on the blog because I have my personal opinion (And I do believe there are aliens who did it! Ok that was a joke!) but you know what happened to David Icke. If you know who he is? Nr 1. conspiracy theorist. His YouTube channel was taken down for being TOO honest.)

But through all of this craziness, at least coffee understands...


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10 August 2020

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Sometimes you have to "start over"...


Yes, sometimes in life you have to lose something to gain something new. Just an exchange - process. The old paves the way for new experiences in your life. You have to lose some to gain some. You never "lost" anything, though. I believe that everything exists at the same time. Because there is no time. I believe in the here and now, and the continuation of this exact moment. If you`re happy right now, chances are that you`ll be really happy in the future IF you don`t change this exact vibrational frequency that you`re holding right now. (If that makes sense?! Or was this too "new age" for you? I just don`t want to go totally "new age" on you. You probably ain`t got time for that.)

Webcam time (because I feel it`s the fastest way to snap sefies while I`m typing on my computer.)
Here I am going totally "New Age" on you...


Or maybe this is a better idea...


Some people just stare at other people for some weird reason...


I am not really that into New Age, but New Age is into me. Have no idea why, guess I`m just a study project for many lost souls. Just by looking at my high vibrating energy they can all agree on the same thing "I want what`s she`s having!" And I was just smelling the flowers (NOT those kinds of flowers...I know what you`re thinking!)

Back to the topic; Sometimes you have to start over. "Start over" is not really the right words to use because the truth is (in my opinion) is that you get on the right track. Not "starting over". You had to go through whatever that was...and then you see the new solutions. You see the light in the end of the tunnel. So, the struggle was only you walking through that tunnel.

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28 July 2020

Published July 28, 2020 by

Blog is under construction. But this is what you can expect...


I had a blog in the past called "The Mali Show", but it got too confusing to me to have two blogs, so I`ve imported all the blog posts into this blog, my main blog, Mali - My Universe. This is the only blog I own now. Thank GOD! 😂


Hi, this site is under construction. I will be back with more soon!

In the meanwhile here is a little bit from what you can expect...

- Laughter
( - From me. And maybe from you too. It is a goal of mine! But if you don`t laugh, at least I laughed. Hard! ;-) I believe that you should be your own fan and follower before you get fans and followers outside of yourself (if you get my drift.) It starts from within, with other words.
- Weirdness! (Oh yes! Believe you me...)
- Timeless humor / anti-humor with a lot of irony (I was born in the early 80`s, but I have no age, basically. My style is timeless, "agender", don`t really have a gender, although I am obviously a female. "Femme fatale" in a weird way 😎😁 That was awkward. But awkward could be one word to describe my style, actually.)


"Camo is the future!" - in a good way! It is time that we change camo into something positive.
The pattern is really cool. I love camo in pink, blue, yellow, orange...any color.


We`ll meet inside this TV - screen soon. The Mali Show will be back!

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26 July 2020

Published July 26, 2020 by

Everything will be alright!

If you feel a little down, this is the message for you; Everything will be alright. I really like these positive songs by Joakim Karud. "Mr vlog-music"...



"Im going to use ut for yt", a person writes. "So much joy in a track" another writes. I can`t agree more. Important to always keep a high energy or "flying high" on a high flying disk. I`ve watched many videos on the topic ("Always be on a high flying disk!" - Abraham Hicks) during my "self-help-books"- days. If you haven`t hung out at the self-help-book section of the library yet (youtube-library counts!) you basically need to get a life, like they say. You are missing out with other words. Missing out on a rollercoaster journey like no other. That`s my personal opinion. You have to live to understand. Understand other people`s issues. And your own.

I know you`re out there. Sitting on a chair with your computer (I hope MAC! But that`s another topic that we are not getting into today!) I know you`re thinking; I`m fat, I`m lazy, I see the Instagram models, thin with a small waste and a big butt. "Why am I sitting here looking like this fat pig?" Listen! Don`t try to aim for a life that is PHOTOSHOPPED!!!! As much as I love photoshop for the right reasons, I can do a lot of sh*t with one photo too...

Sipping to my drink by the beach...


In reality NOTHING happened as usual...



"Ah...just one of those days...I got my period and...the garbage smells like h*ll...I`m tired...so thankful that I am able to have this break right now".


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