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Friday, January 15, 2021

January 15, 2021

What is going on? / Random bla bla bla...




In the world? So much drama. I always distance myself from drama rather than engage in it. So much shit is going on that I have just decided to distance myself even further. UNTIL I see an opening for me to talk about some of these things and events that is going on. On a personal level and on an universal level. We are all effected by what`s going on on the planet. But I have decided to turn to comedy once again. I will stay positive and focus on entertaining mysef and other people. I never fall into a depression. I was once depressed (Basically all of my teenage years were wasted with depression because I had not found an opening yet. An outlet for me to express myself.) I was depressed - and I hated it. So I ain`t going back. I am the proven evidence that you can choose your thoughts. I just decided not to be depressed. And then things shifted in my life.

Another thing that I am doing right now...

Testing video options outside of YouTube...

Well, well, what can I say?...I could use this "Blogger" option IF YouTube should fail. (But not big video files.) But I guess if YouTube fails it`s because Google fails also, so I guess I am screwed anyways. But we do have Vimeo, though. To hateres: I WILL ALWAYS CREATE VIDEOS AND UPLOAD THEM! ๐Ÿ˜

Angry brat-face is back again. "I WILL MAKE VIDEOS! I DON`T LISTEN TO NOBODY! NOT EVEN MY MAMA!!!"

 Even if the system should fail you will NEVER get rid of me! Just know that yours truly Mali is thinking ahead of time.

(This video player did not work well with mobile view at all, so I will not use this option ↓)


Moose running down the hill in Norway. At my mom`s farm. Great memories were created, more memories to be created in the future. I just wanted to make it short and simple today. I normally like lenghty blog posts, but don`t really have time to be honest. I could NOT say this about my life a few years ago. I had TIME. TOO MUCH time! It wasn`t healthy at all.

 Have a wonderul day/night wherever you are! ๐Ÿ’–


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Tuesday, January 12, 2021

January 12, 2021

Do this and you`ll be free...


Get out of the matrix! F.ex stop watch television. It tells lies to your vision. I stopped 2007 - ish because I had a ridiculous TV - experience. (One of my "Too creative" moments) I just stopped watching eventually, gradually. Just started not to care anymore. One of the best life decisions I`ve made.

Because I believe that the news is not real news. But it is not the fake news Donald Trump is talking about *"FAKE NEWS!"* No, it is the other hidden fake news. The fake news even the fake news-ers don`t mention. (Because only a few know the truth about what`s really going on.)

 If we don`t do anything about it, this is how I see the future...


I just want to do what I want to do. It has always been my main focus in life. 

Just find out what you love to do and...


I care about what is going on in society, but at the same time I can`t care. I simply don`t have the time or energy right now to do anything about it even though I am completely aware of it. The dysfunction in the world. Even in my own home country there`s dysfunction. Even though it is supposed to be the one of the safest countries to grow up in. And live in as an adult. For some reason it has not been very easy for me at times. So I broke free with other words. From the bla bla bla...all the voices. And it may come as a surprise; but they are NOT voices inside of my own head ๐Ÿ˜„ ...

"We need to do things this way". "It`s not possible". "You are WRONG!" And you become a ten year old little kid again. You know, the dissapointed brat face (from my previous post)? "I-don`t-want-to!" and "I-want-to play-Nintendo!"

Not even once do I stop and think "Maybe they are right". When you know, you know.

Some people say I am lazy, but I`ve got a lot to give...


We, human, blossom like flowers under the right circumstance. If not; like a flower we`ll slowy die. You are also able to choose your own circumstances. You have the power to create YOUR place in this world. I am intentionally doing this with my life, because I would rather fulfill my own dreams than struggeling to fulfill other`s dreams. Do this and you`ll be free.


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Monday, January 11, 2021

January 11, 2021

Offline depression...

I need the fastest connection, ALL the time!

I wrote this while barely existing without internet for two days. I opened a freaking WORD DOCUMENT to write this! It`s hard, man! It sucks! Hello world! Dying over here!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ’ฅHave not opened YouTube in TWO-FREAKING-LONG-DAYS! OMG! OMG! *FREAKING OUT*.

My favorite vlogger has uploaded like 2 vlogs already at this point. I need my vlogs!!! 

This is what happens when I don`t have internet...

Staring into an empty screen trying to figure out what to do with your life...


Transforming more and more into an angry brat. "Where is the WIFI?! I feel sorry for myself now...I will hit my head in the wall...I don`t have a life". NOW all of a sudden I realize that I don`t have a life?! Jeses! Have I not been present in my own life for the past...20 years?...No, not ever since Internet came. Internet is to blame, obviously. But before internet came my parents blamed TV. 

(But we all know we should blame THEM.)

Angry brat - face is the result...


And once the connection returns...


Life can go on again...


No this was not #irony

I wish it was. I TRULY WISH IT WAS!

I am sorry for the bad picture quality. I am not your typical lifestyle blogger. I am proud to be atypical IN EVERY WAY possible, and that`s why you keep returning to my blog. Thanks for following! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

BTW: You can comment, but for that you need to use Disqus down below. Super-easy commenting system that I use because I hate spam. I recommend Disqus because it is 100% spam-free.

What`s going on with "The Mali Show"- blog? Latest post; Nothing has changed...

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Saturday, December 26, 2020

December 26, 2020

Mali Loves: Christmas. Really? Do I?...




I am usually over Christmas as soon as it starts so no, I do not "LOVE" Christmas, but I do not hate it or dislike it either. I always have to know that it is available. I have lived in places where it wasn`t even available and then I became kinda angry. So, yes, I guess I need it to be around every year. 

I always have to make some kind of memes or crazy video during Christmas every year...

Example:


 I use Christmas as an excuse to entertain people. (This was in 2015, in Norwegian.)


And this was from 2012...




The video below is from Christmas last year. I am normal now ๐Ÿ˜„


So, I think I like Christmas more than I would like to admit.

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Friday, December 25, 2020

December 25, 2020

Last Christmas...



Here I am in the Christmas spirit singing my favorite Christmas song...




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Thursday, December 24, 2020

December 24, 2020

Finally back on my favorite blog + random small talk...

 Blogging: 

People may say "Finally back home!" Well, yes, that is exactly how I feel about returning to the only blog that actually works for me, after trying another blogging platform that did not work AT ALL. 

Here I was really in the zone. 

I will be blogging about this, and nothing else, for a few weeks now. Just kidding! But I don`t really have anything to write about right now. I watched some vlogs on YouTube lately. There are som really weird and crazy vloggers out there. (You know who you are!) Some of them use scooters and film themselves. That`s some new level shit. In a bad way...almost like Segways (I kinda like Segways, though. I sometimes film tourists on Segways, passing by me on the streets. Really retarded shit. And that`s why I love it!) But if you want to be cool for REAL; Heard about a hoover board? Or a boosted board? WAAAY cooler. DAAH! #irony 

Heard about this guy? Casey? Coolest vlogger EVER! I binge watched 300 + videos by him when I first discovered him. His YouTube channel.

Boosted board and drone, no problem!...

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Drone experience in a Santa`s outfit, no problem either...

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Tuesday, December 22, 2020

December 22, 2020

Blogging: I moved back to blogger...


 Blogging: 


I have a real life emoji for every expression needed. And now it`s time for the "I`m so stupid! DAAAH!" - expression. WHY don`t I listen to my intuition?...


Why change something that works perfectly fine? I wanted ecommerce on my blog. But you can get ecommerce solutions on a blogger blog also. It is not so difficult. (You just pay for it like with everything else!) They say Wordpress is the best blogging platform for everything that you need (the nr 1. all-in-1 blogging platform) But I beg to differ. If you have a small personal blog - only for everyday blogging about your super-boring life then...nr 1. You could stop blogging OR nr 2. You use the cheapest solution, which is using a free platform. I feel that blogging should be as free as possible. With this solution I only pay for my annual domain fee. Because I want a personal .com domain. I do not recommend anyone to use a free platform - hosting domain if you want to become a popular / serious (or perhaps super-duper-famous?!) blogger. It just doesn`t look nice in my opinion. But using Blogger with my own domain since 2006 has not failed me. (It was just my own blogging concept that failed me. With other words; I FAILED! Which happens over and over again until you find something that works. I am STILL working on this issue, trust me!) 

In #blogger and #google I trust! ๐Ÿ‘

Photo found on Google by The Independent.

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(This was not an ad even though I wish it was. It`s very important to be close with the company that will rank you high on the search engines - results. ๐Ÿ˜)


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Sunday, December 20, 2020

December 20, 2020

Future plans + some "hot rhymes" only Mali can come up with...


Sing more. Karaoke live shows on my Facebook page or YouTube channel (because I love live shows!) And record some weird songs (You know it gets weird!) Videos? MORE is the word. Just make more. Leave it all to the upload button. When in doubt - just upload!

If they tell you that you can`t sing (ain`t nobody`s business if you can or cannot sing!)...


Just stop caring so much about what others think. I never did anyway BUT I never felt like it was the right timing to take out my inner craziness. Not lately anyways! I`ve been too busy lately. With this society that we live in. You know; the other universe?...where you can`t be yourself?...there`s a cancel culture going on right now...Yes! Where you cancel YOURSELF! But if you are true to yourself  you`ll become NORMAL AGAIN- you know those days are returning! It`s that thing going on OVER THERE that is NOT NORMAL. I have no idea what kind of drug they`re on, I just know I am NOT taking it. #IaintHavingIt

Here I am still believing that I can become the new Marie Antoinette. 

You may believe that things are impossible in the world, but NOTHING is impossible in Mali`s universe. 

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And I own a drone! But I haven`t even tried the drone because I only found a red zone on the drone map. (But never say never. High five to the best excuse ever!) I am still a kid cause growing up is a trap. I suck on my lolly while sitting on Santa`s lap. Presents are thrown at me, money spent on me like I am so kind of freakin` lottery. I put a crown on my head while I watched Paris Hilton`s documentary. She looks so free, but still so trapped. Let`s fight our inner demons and return to glitz and glam. In the mids the boredom, but on my way to "stardom", I never forgot who I am. I never quit dreaming and working on future plans. Life was hard but I never stopped, cause I can`t stop and I won`t stop and that`s why you are my biggest fan.

Photo created while I struggled at my worst with this society we`re forced to be a part of.
Marilyn would understand. 

Thanks for following me on this journey. Thank you for reading a script that I wrote before I was born. We all know what we came here to be. If you don`t, please start looking for yourself! (I am still looking for myself. I am now sitting here with a world map trying to figure out where Mali is. Realizing it is a place in Africa. I`ve always known about this interesting African country but why me...WHYYYY?? Why is there always a war going on when it comes to MY NAME! Okay, I will relax now. Looking at an empty coffee cup. "I need to buy more coffee!" )


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Monday, December 14, 2020

December 14, 2020

Merry Christmas dear friends and frienememes!


I do not have enemies so I call them frieneMEMES...friends that I make memes from...yeah...
Just wait...I have a few ideas...just let me put my thinkingcap on...or...Christmassy stuff on the top of my head...




I will soon make fun out of some of my "closest friends".  "People that you spent an hour with on a train Mali?" 

Huh? Why don`t you believe that I got friends? 

I GOT FRIENDS THOUGH!

"No you don`t!"

"You`re too weird for friends!"

"You`re a MEME!"


SHUT UUUUP! (although I secretly really love the idea!)


Thanks for reading. You have now been a witness of a conversation inside of my own mind. A conversation that will become reality one day. In a book or in a video or something really creative. 


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Sunday, December 13, 2020

December 13, 2020

I did not like Wordpress as much as Blogger...


I didn`t like Wordpress, so I am transferring back my domain (malisuniverse.com) to this blog. 

I like things simple, and this platform is very simple.




BUT!:
The reason is very simple; the text formatting. The way you type and organize a blog post in Wordpress is by "blocks". They think it`s great and organizing for people but it is also very confusing. I just want to type directly into the post...FAST!

I `ll be busy transferring my domain now...It takes time. See you later, bye! ๐Ÿ’“




I just wish I listened to my intuition because I just KNEW this would happen. I am writing like a crazy maniac in this photo and that is WHY I blog. I don`t have time for the"blocks" and all of the Wordpress stuff (SORRY Wordpress!)

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Friday, October 30, 2020

October 30, 2020

I will use this blog in the future...

This used to be "malisuniverse.com" but I moved to Wordpress because I wanted to try out new features and plugins (ecommerce store plugins IF I should make an online business in the future.) 
I would like to do that (EVENTUALLY! Not right now, though! Right now I`m sitting on my butt! LOL) I will change the domain name to something different and catchy eventually. Eventually is my favorite word, procrastinating is my favorite "hobby". I almost never used my drone because I was procrastinating so much...

(And then I went to a country where drones are illegal and I got stuck in a Coronavirus lockdown. (TWICE! Two different countries, two different types of lockdowns! "Nice move Mali, proud of you!")

I have now tried Wordpress and I like it a lot. But I have used a lot of energy in editing this blog and this blog LOOKS BETTER! The fonts are nicer. (Text.) Yes, I am a perfectionist. And I like the cold green-ish/blue-ish colors. I will return here, and I knew the day would come that I would say this; I am addicted to blogs and websites. 

Like you are cheating on your other blog


It almost feels like you are cheating on your other websites and blogs. This blog was an old boyfriend that you were tired of, and wanted to get rid off, and you eventually did, but then you want to come back to him! You are cheating on him / her with 2 other blogs! Jeses! :-O This is the ONLY WAY I can relate to the love life (That you guys talk so much about! Which I have no clue about or whatsoever! Not designed for it. I`m designed for computers, I guess. LOL! ๐Ÿ˜ Does not sound very normal to say this! Sounds like a crazy-person.)

Anyways;


See ya later!

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Sunday, August 23, 2020

August 23, 2020

Just read this book and you`ll understand what`s going on!


Just read this book and you`ll get it. This was all planned. The author is really intelligent, I have to say! Wow! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
 Photo: Amazon.com
That`s all I have to say about that! It explains what is going on in the world right now. 


That was all I wanted to say today. I am diving deep into this topic so I am a little busy whenever I am on my "coffee break". Usually I blog longer on my regular coffee breaks but this is INSANE! This book. I have known about it for many years but never really decided to read it - until now. OKAY..."Read" was probably not the best words to use, but I did get my hands on an audio version of the book (audio book.) It also counts.
Have a great day wherever you are. But you have to know that...
"Big brother is watching you" He SURE IS! I know you can`t disagree. "You are being watched. They watch everybody. All the time!" WHY, WHY have I not given this book a chance until now? This is exactly what I have been talking about for YEARS! (*Placing my tinfoilhat on my head*)

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Thursday, August 20, 2020

August 20, 2020

Gave up on ideas and sat on a chair for years....

Bad strategies made me end up sitting on a chair for at least 15 years. Desperate to be something in this world made me do some desperate choices through my life. Without telling the whole story the light version is something like...
Photo: Made by me a few years ago.

I`m not so much on social media anymore. We should social distance, shouldn`t we? (Okay, stupid joke! I am SO anti-covid19, you have no idea! Maybe, just maybe I will talk about this in a future article.) But there was a time, back in the day...like a year ago when I used to hang on my own Facebook page like 24/7. I used to sing karaoke and I also had a few live shows over there.

I simply didn`t have "a life", is what people would say. I never heard anybody actually saying this to me, but it`s not hard to imagine. I didn`t know the difference between IRL and online. To me being online was my real life. I thought it was fun. I thought that I was funny. I am, though. (*laughing at myself*) But sometimes even I got annoyyed by my own voice. I love to talk so I talked a lot, basically. And sang! But I soon realized that I didn`t benefit from sitting on my butt for hours.You know the feeling when you can`t move anymore? And you just end up falling on the floor on your final attempt to move from the chair? MAYBE I am exaggerating a little bit. But actually I had come a long way...I was on the way...of becoming creativly free. Which was something I never dared to be up until that point.Which sounds weird because people probably thought I was a very free individual. But you`re never really free until you can say you have found peace in your life. To be okay with where you are here and now. So, when I was sitting on that chair I was actually working really hard. It was a hard job to just sit there. But everything that I experienced on that chair has led me up to where I am right now. I see it crystal clear now. It is all about evolving from one frequency to the next, and I really feel like I am on the right path to the next level. I am in the process of creating something new for myself and I think I like it.

But before I get too excited about my new ideas I will complain a little bit more (Just kidding! I will never complain EVER!)

"People stole my ideas"


I discovered fake news before fake news was a thing. Here my concept was to start a news-blog about what`s going on in society, but obviously I didn`t really care about what I had just read. To me it was all just some blah-blah-blah. Now everybody calls it "fake news". I remember that I used to be annoyyed by the illusion, it really is just an illusion, that it seemed like people stole my ideas before I started manifesting the ideas. I was just subconciously using the law of attraction. Now I know what it was all about back then. Just because somebody else has a great idea and it reminds you of YOUR IDEA, doesn`t mean that you should give up on the idea. Because likes attract likes and I was a magnet for people who had the same ideas and projects as me.

I was really over it when it came to news. Heard about this, heard about that, jadda jadda jadda. Like they say; I even wore the t-shirt. I almost became a conspiracy theorist because of the state of this planet. But it is not popular, so I stopped. And well...it is still not a very popular thing, but I`m glad that more and more people are waking up.
Header that I was trying to make for my super-revolutionary project (eh..jeses...I wasn`t ready, obviously!)

Sometimes you have to make peace with your life and relax. 

But I can never completely relax in my life before I get my hands on this bag...


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I think it`s irony (?)

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