"You`re behavior doesn`t suit you or your age!", my mama said. Wondering if I should make a song about this. But to my own disapointment I realized that there are already songs like these. "There`s gonna be days like these, days like these, my mama said". So, now that dream is over.

So, what have we learned here? YES! That there are so many more dreams left. So many more dreams left. And that if you don`t stop  - you won`t be stopped. As long as somebody doesn`t knock you in the head with a hammer. (A blow up hammer is okay, though.)

 

#youtuber #creator #oldergenerationyoutubers #youtubers #youtuberat40

 

"Worst Of..." - samlingen min hadde knust enhver "Best Of" fra hvilken som helst artist. Just saying! 😂

Vi snakker classics her. Unikhet som overgår fantasien, med en musikalitet som løfter isfjellet opp fra sjøen og hever Titanic opp fra bunnen. 

Her er den værste låta jeg har noensinne laget. Men den er faktisk ganske kul likevel. (Min personlige mening, altså. Jeg liker egentlig ikke perfekte ting. Det må gjerne høres - og se tragisk ut.) Det er når du lager skit-musikk på trøndersk at det blir bra. Så dårlig at det blir bra...

 

Conspiracy theories. I don`t believe in it. I used to be interested in some of the theories in the past, but not anymore. It`s just too weird, and if you cannot prove it to me, then it`s impossible for me to care about it. I don`t have time for it. End of story! Hitler proabably went to South America, but that is actually possible (They never found his body!) But that`s not really a conspiracy either, though. It can actually be the truth. 

Here is the Conspiracy Chart (LOL! 👍😁) The ABSOLUTE worst has to be flat-earthers! OMG, omg, OMGOSH! 😂 (Made a song about them once! Will I link it in the end of this blog post? Possibly.)

*Reading something REALLY WEIRD!* WHAT? Some people think that Finland doesn`t exist? Huuh? Let me read more about that one. Okay..."Norway" doesn`t exist either, then (Where I come from).  

And now a video inspired by flat-earthers (Weird, weird, and yes I am a weirdo too, do I care? No. At LEAST I do NOT believe in it. *Please clap on my shoulder!* It is a huge step forward for me, LOL! 😂) But the video is still kinda weird, though. But I was right about one thing; the world became pretty DESPERATE! So, I have to admit; my sixth sense is pretty strong...

I do not feel that it`s a conspiracy theory to say that you "Feel things were going to happen". This is actually something that we all have to some degree. Intuition. I sometimes have to create stuff that align with what I feel in that exact moment. I call it to take inspired action. And that is a good thing.

It`s crazy but "Finland doesnt exist": 

I also posted something on my other blog today: Be who you are!

Explanation: Yes, I have two blogs. Why? I was trying to create a real website with this blog,

instead of a blog, but I realized that websites are boring. And went back to having two blogs

instead. And it may sound confusing to you, but it`s not confusing to me at all. 😬 

Well, it was at one point, but hey...I will not change this for now. I have one blog for 

YouTube channel 1 and one blog for YouTube channel 2. Once again; NOT confusing to me...

but probably confusing to you. But have a wonderful day wherever you are! 😉

 

The question of the day: So, what do you do when things get too boring, Mali?

You simply just change your so-called reality 😉 Life is just as real as you make it. You are your own boss.

This was not really a political blog post, but I will label it as "Politics" anyway. Just my own personal experiences with politics. And this will not be my last post on this topic. More to come in the future. 

 

Mali - My Universe · The telephone song (homemade draft)

 Update: Re-edited one week later with a homemade video to this song. Enjoy the weirdness! 😳👍😆(Yes, I LOVE the 1980`s! I was born in the 80`s, so maybe that`s why)...

This video was posted on The Mali Show on YouTube. It`s a channel where I originally wanted to post ONLY Norwegian videos, but ended up posting in mostly English.  Because I decided that my content has to be shared with the whole freaking world. You`re welcome over there too! 😉

  

Don`t give up, the dots will connect one day. This guy even got fired by the company he started, so there`s always hope for all of us. I love this guy. R.I.P. 

                                  

 

 

Life is easy. Whatever happens is okay...

Just don`t give me Raspaballer for Gods sake!...

 (A Norwegian dish that I dislike!)

I dånt beliv in Raspaballa for hælsekke!

That is when life becomes too real for me. I can`t even escape the Matrix anymore, then.

I fell off the chair as a child while being spoonfed with Raspaballer BY THE WAY!

I decided to jump out of the chair. When all my problems started. When I think about it, I realise that I started my own universe right there and then. 

I do whatever I want. End of story. 

And on my first day of school I yelled and said that school is nothing for me. (And for 32 years my mother has fought (mostly with herself) to get me to go back to school. But my decision was made; I was too cool for school. (Which was only visible to me. I was invisible to everyone else.) Born in the 80 's. I am old-skool. It reminds me of the Pink Floyd - song with the lyrics; We don't need no education.

Subconciously, I knew that I came here as an example so that I could educate others.

Life is a dream that feels so real that we rarely wake up from it. Just 2% wake up. Awareness is all that we are. And "jadda jadda jadda" you may say right now. I GET IT! I used to be the 98% that didn`t get it. 

But I am STARTING to get it now. In this movie called «life on earth» we`re being spoonfed with so many lies. It is up to YOU to stop this from destroying who you came here to be. It all starts with remembering who you are. «What crap, Mali! WTF are you talking about, you moron?» I get it. I used to be a naysayer too. With the television in front of me, which tells lies to your vision.

''But Mali, don't you believe the bombings in Gaza?'' Yes, I know, I know. But it is the way I have chosen to react to it that makes the difference. We should all just focus on positivity. To create peace we must all BE peace. I choose peace as much as I can, personally. I don't take life too personal by letting anger consume me. If we all did the same less anger / violence would be spread. More peace would be created. We create this planet.  

I don't believe in sitting on the coach eating a sandwich, "BE peace" and just watch what's going on. It is time that you say your opinion. Even if your voice shakes. Use your platform to talk about it. Start a blog. A YouTube channel. But never with negativity and violence. Talk about peace and use YOUR VOICE. We vote for presidents (Which I do not believe is important to be honest. It doesn`t matter who comes into power. Why? Because the same system remains. A system that doesn`t work! 👎) It is time for Israel to call it quits. Whatever is going on doesn`t work either. Israel is powerful so Palestine will NEVER have a chance in this war. Peace will NEVER happen EVER! IF Israel does not stop. We need to speak up. People`s voices have a lot more impact than politics. It's great to see that more and more people all over the world are waking up to the truth.  

So, I was quiet, depressed and somebody else - until the day that I remember how I was spoonfed with Raspaballer. 😂 That changed my life forever. I am now the real me. Not listening to nobody, not stopping at nothing. I forgive my grandmother for trying out the Norwegian dish on the three year old little me. Little did she know about my future weirdness. She was the best grandmother I ever had, except for my other grandmother that was also the best grandmother I have ever had. 

 

Others say that the train has left the station many years ago. And that it is too late when you`re in your thirthies. What station are you talking about? Train? Bus? Can`t relate. I travel with the speed of light. Actually; I think I age backwards. I think I was programmed with a time machine inside of my mind.

By the way; I have this song on rewind inside of my freaking brain right now. I used to "hate" Justin Bieber just because that was the most accepted thing to do many years ago. But this is catchy, though...

   

Here I was many years ago; "Being a fan" of Justin, when in reality it was really unpopular to be a fan of Justin back in the day. In my late thirties I finally can say that..."Justin.... Justin`s producers make decent music (for him! In the studio with lots of autotune") I am kidding. Justin IS talented, actually. It is the truth. Justin was discovered on YouTube. If he can do it - you can do it!

 

 

YES! I am in a very dramatic realtionship...

I have not talked about this before. I feel ashamed. It is difficult to admit.

No, it is NOT HOT! It is sad to be honest.

This is a situation that can only work IF it is HOT!

Because if it is NOT hot it tastes like...

Crap!...

And it can also be very dramatic IF I do not get my daily dose.

But it is time to break up. 

We do not have anything in common anymore. 

Even though they say we can get Alzheimer IF we break up all of a sudden (?)

They say you`re healthy. But...

I cannot continue being with you.

I am so sorry.

Yes, I am in a reationship...

You are taking advantage of me! I am weak.

And the more I type on my computer...the weaker I become...

Because they usually just leave...

But with you it is different...

I am sorry. Let`s try and work out our differences...

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind, simultaneously.

Nothing`s too far fetched for Mali - My Universe. I was planning to start a new religion a few years ago. (In Norwegian for my Norwegian super-fans! Everybody LOVES me because I was on Idol. (#irony ?) I am not ready to talk about that now. I have a great day today! So, let`s move on. But Here is an article where I wrote about it (also in Norwegian for my dedicated Norwegian fans...which are; so many OMG! The people that knew me once, work colleages, (haven`t worked a day in my life) like OMG, friends...of my mother, the lady that came over for coffee once. OMG! The lady at the grocery store OBVIOUSLY is a FAN! Jeses!)...

I LOVE TEA! And everything stops for tea! Sweet Chili Tea from Yogi Tea`s is a good choice on cold winter nights...

Yes, I designed my own beanie. Because I am my own fan!

Here I was manifesting my life goals. I wrote it down, and now it`s here. I am so proud of myself. And I would like to call myself a manifesting beast! You can do it too. I have a category on my blog called You can do it! . I am serving you some help / love over there, so check it out! To free yourself (mostly from mental slavery! LOL 😂) I believe mental slavery is a very valid and current problem in the world. Bob Marley was NOT crazy for writing all of his hit songs. (Many of them are revolutionary!) Revolutionary /visionary kind of people are the people that I look up to. 

The movie "The Secret" made me want to try manifesting a few years ago. There`s a pressure in society to be successfull doing what everybody else is doing. I just never got it. I`ve never understood the social codes. And I am NOT SUPPOSED TO! If you don`t like what you see - just leave! I am in the process of leaving but it is a constant challenge. I was never an insider anyway. I was in my own world. In my own box. There`s a box, and there`s a box outside of the box...but...I am outside of that other box...over there...I am comfortable here. 

You have to be aligned. With your life purpose. Which to me is helping others (with two or four legs!)

I just found a comfy place for my 3 kittens to sleep at night even though the rest of my family doesn`t appreciate cat-life. The heroic cat-rescuing operation by me was not even welcomed with a friendly tap on my shoulder. NO! "Get them out of the house! They pee everywhere!" were the answers that I got in return.

I could create a cat home any day...

When people told me to "Throw away the bastards!", I didn`t listen. I rescued a younger kitten from the garbage and the cat mother adopted it as her own. Beautiful to see how the universe works.

You can try to copy others, it is your choice. But your soul will always try to refuse this self-destructive behavior. In the end; being yourself is the only choice you are left with IF you want some peace of mind. 

 

My scripting technique always works. I write down what I want to happen and it happens. Not directly at first, but after a while. I see that more and more on my list of what I want to happen comes into reality. In the beginning you don`t believe in this "shit". "It can never happen, The Law Of Attraction is just fake!" You just write down things you want and just forget about it like you don`t even believe it can happen. But then after a while (to me personally; after a few years had gone by), I found the letter that I had written to "the universe" and almost everything has started to manifest. I wrote "Dear Universe...I now have blah blah blah...Thank you so much for giving this to me. Because I deserve it. Ciao!" Something like that. Like you ALREADY HAVE the things that you want. 

You can try this method too. It is very simple. "I already have the car. I don`t have to ride my electric scooter to work anymore" (Even though you love to!) "But now I have a car, though!" Just daydream! The more you get envolved in your own dreams, the faster it happens. Imagine how it feels to drive your dream car! Just FEEEEL IT! Yeah, I know I sound like a super desperate (American) life coach right now! LOL! 😄 But it does work! ✅

Then after a few weeks / months, you will experience a shift in your life.  Don`t worry about WHEN and HOW things will manifest. You will start to see signs everywhere. And you KNOW when you`re close to your manifestation goals. Your life starts to move into the direction of your goals. But only IF you don`t do anything drastically to stop it from happening! Just be in alignment with what you want to experience. BE what you want to attract! You have to take action, though. Do not sit on your butt eating a sandwich! THIS was the hard part for me, I have to admit (The action part!) Because I have been so lazy! 😴 But then I started to show up into my own life. And then things started to change. It IS really that simple. Not enough people know about this technique and that`s why I decided to write about it.I will write more about this later because it is one of my favorite topics to write about.

Why? Because IT WORKS! I was (and am still from time to time) a lazy person, sitting on my butt drinking coffee all day and it happened to ME! WOW! I decided to quit this crazy lifestyle because I knew there was something MORE out there. I decided to show up into my own life and say "Mali!??? Who the h*ll are you? Why are you sitting on your butt all day? Don`t you want to LIVE? Do you eat to die or eat to live?". This was one of the examples I could bring up right now. I ate noodles all day because I was lazy. And depressed. I had my reasons. But the reasons don`t really matter. I knew I was capable of something more. "Do you want to hide in your tiny apartment? Hide yourself from the world?". "NO! I actually want to create my own universe!", was the answer that came to me while I was sitting there. All alone with my hand in a bag of potato chips (I had just finished my Ramen noodles at that point (Binge-eating!). Had failed at making 100 YouTube videos that only my mother and a few local neighbors had watched. "Only YOU think you`re funny, Mali!" People were looking me up on the internet because they were searching for proof that I am indeed weird. Well, you don`t really have to search too long to know this, though, because I am proud to say that I am the female version of Jim Carrey. So, obviously I wrote down one of my goals further down on my list; to meet Jim through my future circle of colleages/friends. Actually; I don`t care how it happens! And that is actually the best position to put youself in; not knowing anything about how, when, or why things will happen. If you can dream it - you can achieve it. They say you should NEVER reveal one of your goals to people. But what the heck! I am an extreme-dreamer / thinker so I just used this as an example for you to understand that a goal is NEVER to big. Even if this was just a test (meeting Jim!) to see IF the universe listens (It always does!) To see WHERE I will end up, how far I have come along with my future plans, more about the journey than the actual outcome.