Welcome to Mali - My Universe!... A blogger/vlogger from Norway.
I will change the photos. These are test photos!
There are no rules! I´m not following the mainstream!
I love colors! It`s almost psychedelic at times!
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Sunday, April 11, 2021

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Self help section (Version 2)

Just a throwback photo to demonstrate my wild past ๐Ÿ˜‚

Here is version 2 of a previous song that I made. (Here is the blog post.)

The previous version was made without hearing myself at all. Which means only hearing myself in mono. One ear only. My left ear only, I believe it was. It was NOT a good experience. I had broken headphones. (OMG, such a bad sound! Well, guess I was desperate to create something, even though it sucked! I guess we can call it a draft or a test. )

For this version I changed my headphones, finally...But this time...this time parts of the vocal is too LOUD! ๐Ÿ˜ก NOOOO!...

Thanks for following me on my "musical journey" from freaking bordom to STARDOM!

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Wednesday, March 31, 2021

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In a dramatic relationship!

YES! I am in a very dramatic realtionship...

I have not talked about this before. I feel ashamed. It is difficult to admit.

No, it is NOT HOT! It is sad to be honest.

This is a situation that can only work IF it is HOT!

Photo: Amazon

Because if it is NOT hot it tastes like...


And it can also be very dramatic IF I do not get my daily dose.

But it is time to break up. 

We do not have anything in common anymore. 

Even though they say we can get Alzheimer IF we break up all of a sudden (?)
They say you`re healthy. But...
I cannot continue being with you.

I am so sorry.

Photo: https://glenmartintaylor.com/the-dilemma-of-being-human/

Yes, I am in a reationship...

You are taking advantage of me! I am weak.

And the more I type on my computer...the weaker I become...

I am so sorry, for writing this that was supposed to be a break up letter. I have never done this before. 

Because they usually just leave...

But with you it is different...

I am sorry. Let`s try and work out our differences...

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Sunday, March 28, 2021

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Random facts about me part 2...

Today is one of the days when I just have NOTHING to write about again. But you just HAVE to write something! If you`re a blogger, you can relate! ๐Ÿ˜‚ 

I love trips to the forest...

I like to go far away into the nature, hug a tree (climb a tree?), start a new "religion" there. "Okay, Mali, NOW you`re going too far!" Actually NO! I am not going to far ...

All you need is a bag (The nature loves it when you bring a hot pink bag!) And a lipgloss!

Nothing`s too far for Mali - My Universe. I was planning to start a new religion a few years ago. (In Norwegian for my Norwegian super-fans! Everybody LOVES me because I was on Idol. (#irony ?) I am not ready to talk about that now. I have a great day today! So, let`s move on. But Here is an article where I wrote about it (also in Norwegian for my dedicated Norwegian fans...which are; so many OMG! The people that knew me once, work colleages, (haven`t worked a day in my life) like OMG, friends...of my mother, the lady that came over for coffee once. OMG! The lady at the grocery store OBVIOUSLY is a FAN! Jeses!)...

I LOVE TEA! And everything stops for tea! Sweet Chili Tea from Yogi Tea`s is a good choice on cold winter nights...

Yes, I designed my own beanie. Because I am my own fan!

I have started many video-projects/series. Here is one of them...

In norwegian again. I stopped making content in Norwegian a few years ago. I feel too international basically. Not trying to be better than my Norwegian colleages (bloggers /content creators) But I don`t live in Norway, so it also feels naturally of that reason. Where I am in the world I will not reveal just yet (or ever!) I feel like it is a private choice where you choose to live. But in time I will share more about my personal life whenever it feels more natural to do so. 

Here is a video from this project. (Which I collaborated with Videomagi on)...

I remember that this was a very good summer ๐ŸŒž and that we wanted to ask peope to be characters in this series (Wow, we had some cool people in mind!)...

#idolmali #malisuniverse #themalishow #video #youtube #Norwegian

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Wednesday, March 24, 2021

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You have no other choice

Decided to be myself 100% and come full circle with my own life purpuse. People laugh at me all the time but I am always the last one laughing. I have many pictures of myself laughing. Just making them was therapy to me.

Things that have helped me...

Decided to write.

Decided to sing. The laughter came so naturally. Decided to blog. Every day I am realizing more and more that the future is not on hold. Decided to be myself because I have no other choice. By doing something that my future self will be proud of. By starting RIGHT NOW!

Which is writing a bestseller book...
Okay, I am just kidding. I am not writing a book any time soon. I am more interested in instantly uploading my content on the world wide web than writing a book for hours. My brain is too visual. I have too see my "art" being manifested via photos or videos. Fast! ASAP! WHERE`S the UPLOAD BUTTON?

Here I was manifesting my life goals. I wrote it down, and now it`s here. I am so proud of myself. And I would like to call myself a manifesting beast! You can do it too. I have a category on my blog called You can do it! . I am serving you some help / love over there, so check it out! To free yourself (mostly from mental slavery! LOL ๐Ÿ˜‚) I believe mental slavery is a very valid and current problem in the world. Bob Marley was NOT crazy for writing all of his hit songs. (Many of them are revolutionary!) Revolutionary /visionary kind of people are the people that I look up to. 

The movie "The Secret" made me want to try manifesting a few years ago. There`s a pressure in society to be successfull doing what everybody else is doing. I just never got it. I`ve never understood the social codes. And I am NOT SUPPOSED TO! If you don`t like what you see - just leave! I am in the process of leaving but it is a constant challenge. I was never an insider anyway. I was in my own world. In my own box. There`s a box, and there`s a box outside of the box...but...I am outside of that other box...over there...I am comfortable here. 

You have to be aligned. With your life purpose. Which to me is helping others (with two or four legs!)

I just found a comfy place for my 3 kittens to sleep at night even though the rest of my family doesn`t appreciate cat-life. The heroic cat-rescuing operation by me was not even welcomed with a friendly tap on my shoulder. NO! "Get them out of the house! They pee everywhere!" were the answers that I got in return.

I could create a cat home any day...

When people told me to "Throw away the bastards!", I didn`t listen. I rescued a younger kitten from the garbage and the cat mother adopted it as her own. Beautiful to see how the universe works.

You can try to copy others, it is your choice. But your soul will always try to refuse this self-destructive behavior. In the end; being yourself is the only choice you are left with IF you want some peace of mind. 

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind, simultaneously.

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Thursday, March 18, 2021

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Self help section....

I am playing around with some vocals that I made in the past.

Working in MONO because the headset cable is F**CKED up. Will buy a new one...
But this is why this sounds like a psychedelic acid trip. (Btw: After hearing it in stereo with normal headphones I now realize how much I have to change it, but I will redo this one. I LOVE mixing/producing my own sh*t (Usually it gets even crappier the more I change a song!) 

You know when you have to go to the Self help Section!?...I PROMISE that I will make a better version LOL! When I can hear with both ears! (But whyyyy make decent okay quality music with both ears if you can make insane brainwrecking tunes with only one ear? ๐Ÿ˜‚ (But sometimes bad sounds cool. Hello?? Do you KNOW how HARD it is to work with an useless headset that you should have thrown away last year? I guess only freaks and nerds like myself can relate. Will buy a new one.)

Just want to make noise.

I don't regret not going to the music recording engineering school that I was accepted into. Many years ago. I would probably ACTUALLY KNOW how to make music by now. But I just make noise, that's why I'm here. To make noise with my voice. Or with an old broken syntheziser. Create some drama here and there. Without actually personally participating. I like to make some waves but then silently distant myself again. I really like the idea to just sit back and relax with a cup of coffee and a cake.☕๐Ÿฐ, watching others being entertained by me. (Okay, this sounds bad lol ๐Ÿ˜‚) Doesn't matter how bad it gets, it's okay to talk about how bad I am at doing something. This is entertaining enough to me. 

No matter what happens; I`ll be back with more from the uber nerdy corner! ✌๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

Photo? I honestly don`t have a normal photo. This was one of my recent photoshopped photos...

Photoshopped this photo while thinking about Rastafarians. But I am only a Pastafarian instead. I eat too much pasta! Although I am going to try to be a vegetarian again pretty soon. It`s just that...blah blah blah...I don`t feel it`s the right time yet. "We have Covid and we`re kinda stuck blah blah blah!". I am going to the self help section again to collect more info on how to become a vegan like ASAP. I recently saw a chicken being chased by five crazy children. Helping their grandmother to catch it so that they could slaugther it and eat it. I ran back into the house. I didn`t like the idea. It made me think. We actually kill these poor animals.  

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Sunday, March 14, 2021

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I write what I want and it happens!

Here I was desperately writing down my future life goals with a cheap BIC pen in 2016. It has all started to manifest. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

My scripting technique always works. I write down what I want to happen and it happens. Not directly at first, but after a while. I see that more and more on my list of what I want to happen comes into reality. In the beginning you don`t believe in this "shit". "It can never happen, The Law Of Attraction is just fake!" You just write down things you want and just forget about it like you don`t even believe it can happen. But then after a while (to me personally; after a few years had gone by), I found the letter that I had written to "the universe" and almost everything has started to manifest. I wrote "Dear Universe...I now have blah blah blah...Thank you so much for giving this to me. Because I deserve it. Ciao!" Something like that. Like you ALREADY HAVE the things that you want. 

You can try this method too. It is very simple. "I already have the car. I don`t have to ride my electric scooter to work anymore" (Even though you love to!) "But now I have a car, though!" Just daydream! The more you get envolved in your own dreams, the faster it happens. Imagine how it feels to drive your dream car! Just FEEEEL IT! Yeah, I know I sound like a super desperate (American) life coach right now! LOL! ๐Ÿ˜„ But it does work! ✅

Then after a few weeks / months, you will experience a shift in your life.  Don`t worry about WHEN and HOW things will manifest. You will start to see signs everywhere. And you KNOW when you`re close to your manifestation goals. Your life starts to move into the direction of your goals. But only IF you don`t do anything drastically to stop it from happening! Just be in alignment with what you want to experience. BE what you want to attract! You have to take action, though. Do not sit on your butt eating a sandwich! THIS was the hard part for me, I have to admit (The action part!) Because I have been so lazy! ๐Ÿ˜ด But then I started to show up into my own life. And then things started to change. It IS really that simple. Not enough people know about this technique and that`s why I decided to write about it.I will write more about this later because it is one of my favorite topics to write about.

Why? Because IT WORKS! I was (and am still from time to time) a lazy person, sitting on my butt drinking coffee all day and it happened to ME! WOW! I decided to quit this crazy lifestyle because I knew there was something MORE out there. I decided to show up into my own life and say "Mali!??? Who the h*ll are you? Why are you sitting on your butt all day? Don`t you want to LIVE? Do you eat to die or eat to live?". This was one of the examples I could bring up right now. I ate noodles all day because I was lazy. And depressed. I had my reasons. But the reasons don`t really matter. I knew I was capable of something more. "Do you want to hide in your tiny apartment? Hide yourself from the world?". "NO! I actually want to create my own universe!", was the answer that came to me while I was sitting there. All alone with my hand in a bag of potato chips (I had just finished my Ramen noodles at that point (Binge-eating!). Had failed at making 100 YouTube videos that only my mother and a few local neighbors had watched. "Only YOU think you`re funny, Mali!" People were looking me up on the internet because they were searching for proof that I am indeed weird. Well, you don`t really have to search too long to know this, though, because I am proud to say that I am the female version of Jim Carrey. So, obviously I wrote down one of my goals further down on my list; to meet Jim through my future circle of colleages/friends. Actually; I don`t care how it happens! And that is actually the best position to put youself in; not knowing anything about how, when, or why things will happen. If you can dream it - you can achieve it. They say you should NEVER reveal one of your goals to people. But what the heck! I am an extreme-dreamer / thinker so I just used this as an example for you to understand that a goal is NEVER to big. Even if this was just a test (meeting Jim!) to see IF the universe listens (It always does!) To see WHERE I will end up, how far I have come along with my future plans, more about the journey than the actual outcome.

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind, simultaneously.

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Saturday, March 13, 2021

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All we need is a solid "ha ha ha!"

All we need is a solid "Ha ha ha!"

Stories written while I was being offine. Which is TO ME a lot more serious than any so-called virus threatening the planet (sad to say but it`s the truth, probably says a lot about today`s humanity. But I guess I`m an alien anyway.)
I started to write because I talk a lot and nobody wants to hear me "Bla-bla-bla" for hours. The "ha-ha -ha " part comes in when I Iaugh to my own jokes. Because nobody else laughs. My contribution to this world and one of my best /worst abilites is to act really childish. But this is also why I don`t look a day over 15. (In my own head. And that is the only place where it matters!) Even though I am in my late thirties. At least that is how I feel. So, how do you feel young even though you`re old? It is easy. You stop caring about what others think of you. "But then they think I`m crazy!" YES! And why is that a problem? What others think of you is not any of THEIR business. You live this life once so you better make the best out of it. And if being a crazy maniac is who you are, then that is who you are. Nobody can stop you from being who you are.

Hit your head in the wall!

I was stuck and I felt trapped. I felt like I had no life. I was so bored. But then a family member told me; "Okay, If you`re so bored, why don`t you go and hit your head in the wall!" Funny! And so I did. And just by doing that, I felt so much better. I laughed so hard. It really made my day. I was thinking about what that crazy family member had said and it really makes sense. If you`re really that bored, you might as well just hit your head into the wall.

People that need healing

During the past months I have met people that need healing. Stress and depression are the most popular issues. If you can put it that way. (I don`t care how you put it. This is MY WORLD. This is Mali - My Universe.) They all just needed a real "Ha-ha-ha!".  A really long and good laugh. I did a healing session on a super stressed-out family member (since I am a self proclaimed healer (I have taken healing-lessons) and she laughed and said "What the hell are you doing, Maria?" (She can never get my name right no matter how long I have known her) as I held a crystal over her head. "This is your problem area number one", I told her. "This is where all of your problems are!". "Ha-ha-ha!" She laughed and laughed. Later she came to me and told me that I had helped her. I had really made her day. "See you tomorrow, Maria, but brush your hair and I will come back to you!" I don`t take it personally because I know I don`t brush my hair very often. Sometimes only four times a week. But in her language, which is Arabic, this is actually an expression that rhymes. Very cool but sad that the rest of the world does not have cool expressions like that one. I have learned so much from an old civilization with a rich culture. And even though I see myself as a 15 year old youtuber-blogger, turning 39 next year, my family member sees me as a free woman. Free in the kitchen, free in the way I do things. Free to her means strong, talented, knows what she is doing. In the kitchen I throw the noodle spices in the noodle soup like it has been my job since 1995. (Noodle kitchen in Thailand!) If I made a documentary about her and the way she describes me, and the way she describes random topics in general, the world would laugh. Instead the world cries. The world needs healing right now. The world needs a solid "Ha-ha-ha!". Mother earth is sad. Her birthing pains has never been louder than right now. But I do feel that mother earth is giving birth to a new world. I am waiting patiently and I am being hopeful and greatful. Greatful for what I have. I know there is more to come. I know it is out there. I just do not have hold of it just yet. 

120 chickens

My family member which I choose to call "Mr. K" has had some really cool but weird ideas in the past. Business ideas. But it didn`t really work out. I asked him. "What kind of business did you start?"He answered with a huge smile on his face "I collected 120 chickens on the tiny balcony outside of the bedroom window!". And showed me the tiny balcony. I laughed "Ha-Ha-ha!" and so did he. In spite of all the noise from all the hungry chickens, his wife didn`t complain at all. She probably thought it was a good business idea also. But like I said; It didn`t work out. How can it work out when all of the chickens started to become sick? One by one they started to turn their necks 90 degrees, and "Mr. K" had to admit that something is just not right with the chickens. In the end only five of them were still alive and he had to realize that he had failed. He went on with his life and his job painting the neighbor`s wall again, as the famous local handyman that he is - until a new business idea would take over.

Maria Merzedes

My name, Mali, is a country in Africa and nobody in Africa likes the name. "Why don`t we call you Cameroon instead?" Ok, that was a joke, but since these stories take place in North-Africa, I got a new name. A few names actually. Mabrouka is one of the names. A very old Arabic name. And another name is Maria. Which slowly, over time became "Maria Merzedes". Names are a huge thing here so every person has at least five nick names. 


Every month day 10 I am offline. Because I have the cheapest wifi connection ever. Why? because I am in Africa. (North-Africa.) Why I`m in Africa could be a book of it`s own. And I am not going to reveal why I am here. I am here like you are any other place in the world reading this. Stuck with a virus that is messing up you life - which planet earth still has to deal with in...2021?? Can`t belive it`s still a problem.  But that`s another topic which I WILL come back to in the future.) Why are you reading this by the way? Are you really THAT desperate? Okay, that was a joke. Obviously you are reading this because you are a huge fan and have stalked me for years. Or you just found me recenty and you`re thinking; "Omg! What a weird person!" Yes, and I am proud to say that it does happen a lot!) This weird person is offline now, and it`s a struggle. I am feeling forced to write so that I can continue to be weird for you guys. Should I write an e-book? I know that I am not ready to write a real book yet. (Or ever!) I have to publish. I have to hit the publishing-button at least twice a week. I am addicted. 

I will be back to explain more. I have to charge this wreck of a Windows computer. I really miss those Apple-days. But it`s funny how some people evolve backwards.

At least I`ve got 10 million dollars in my bank account! ๐Ÿ˜Ž


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Saturday, February 27, 2021

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Let`s work together to rebuild this planet!

Someone told me that I should write about my own experiences in life, ecspecially regarding government issues etc. But I DON`T THINK SO! NOT right now! I WILL, though! In the future. I have a lot to talk about! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜Ž Don`t you worry about that! The timing is not good at the moment and I would rather spend my precious freetime writing about positive things. Although there ARE positive things also, regarding government issues / topics. I don`t "hate" the government. I just want to make that clear. I feel that being a hater no matter what is a VERY self-destructive force. Wasted energy! That`s why I am the kind of person that see the positive in the mids of the so-called negative. EVERYTHING happens for a REASON!  Stay positive, be  a YES - sayer and everything works out perfectly! ๐Ÿ‘ Article about being a YES - sayer.

Living off grid

At the moment I am really interested in living off-grid. Although I am not living off-grid. I am just feeling a strong connection to nature. Like I`ve never felt before! And I trust my intuition 110% , because it has never, ever failed me. It would be great to build something with my own hands!
(Working with hands / crafting /building is a big deal in my family by the way! It runs in my blood to want to be independent and do things MY WAY. Sustainable living. WHY should I be a member of this "club"? When the club is not working. I don`t owe the government anything at all! If I want to buy a pair of shoes I do not take a politician with me to pick a shoe for me, I want the shiny ones. Not the comfortable ones. I want to fall on the ice. It is MY CHOICE! We are free beings. Like choosing a home. I would love to build an off-grid-earthship-home. I kinda feel like I want to finish a project like that in the future. 

A song just entered my brain: I feel like it doesn`t matter - na -na -na -na -na - what kind of clothes I wear- na -na-na -na -na. If I`m broke na-na-na-na-na. I`ll find a curtain - na-na-na-na-na. Don`t care about becoming an Instagram infuencer- whore (?) Probably not the best rhyme I could come up with, but l`ll create an outfit you`ve never seen before! (And I know a couple of things about outfits! (Norwegian insider joke!)

I refuse to miss out on living my true life purpose, because so many people miss out. They don`t realize who they ARE! And their potential! The biggest problem is; they follow the mainstream. And listen to the news. But the real news will never be televized. But a revolution is starting now. I FEEL IT! The Corona - situation was exactly what the earth needed to force people to wake up. Now people start to realize their dreams. They now all of a sudden start to think about building solar power panels on their roofs. It`s actually an exciting time to be alive on this planet right now. I am STOKED! YES! I feel like people will start to crave this common goal; repairing the planet! Instead of complaining; blah-blah-blah; "The Corona virus is stopping us from doing anything! Somebody has to say "It`s enough! Too many restrictions!" No. YOU have to tell YOURSELF that YOU are not playing this game. I know I ain`t playing this game. And I know I`m not alone in thinking this way. We are so many people out there!  I ain`t having it! I`ve reached the tipping point a long time ago. I decided to speak out on this topic many years ago. I even made videos with the hidden message about the state of the world "Things are going to change. We may not know it yet!" ...

Here I am lying on the floor having visions of a bright future. I can`t even SEE because the future is so BRIGHT! This is the REAL focus you should have regarding your own life. Many people are on the verge of having a breakdown during these times. And if you`re looking for a breakdown, then it`s very easy to have one these days - IF you ALLOW yourself to feel that way.

Thoughts in the middle of the blog post: Am I crazy for feeling strong connection to the painting Mona Lisa? Like; "Wow, it`s so FAMILIAR!" I have NO IDEA why I got this mental picture just thrown at me right now. But I think that Leonardo Da Vinci KNEW a lot of things!

Back to the topic...

I joined the Norwegian Green Party once, and people think it starts by joining a party. It doesn`t really start like that. It COULD, but there are too many restrictions in a political party to really free yourself completely. There will always be something wrong with a party. And I don' t really have time to argue with my own "allies". I found that my party had a lot of holes. I don`t have time to fix a whole political party. So, what I mean by this is; it starts with YOU! If we all started to move to the forest / countryside and start a sustainable living there, we would just show the middle finger to politics because politics is not needed anymore. All you need is already in the nature. And if we don`t start to use the nature the right way. The nature is going to f**k you over. This is already going on. But I feel that now people are tired. Tired of the lies being spoonfed over and over again. In the media. They want to sidetrack us from the abundant nature. Facemasks are equal to the movie Silence Of The Lambs. Please watch it!

 And then watch the news afterwards. 

Good luck in finding answers on your own! ๐Ÿ‘

I am now busy NOT CARING about the latest news. 

Kanye has left Kim!

BORING! I have experienced enough retardness in my life! ๐Ÿ˜ด

Let`s work together to rebuild this planet! The first thing we must do (and I know it is a hard task to ask someone to do, if you`re still in disbelief) is to break out from today`s mainstream society. I feel that we have destroyed it too much. We must start from scratch again. I believe we were at one point just stoneage people running around like freaking Flintstone`s, but that is way better than what`s going on right now; hiding ourselves behind masks. Whatever author George Orwell "was on" ๐Ÿ˜ต, (Knowing all these things! The book "1984"! Wow! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ) he was spot on when it comes to his future predictions back in the day...

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind, simultaneously.

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Thursday, February 25, 2021

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Norwegian bloggers stop blogging because they want to be "Influencers" instead. WTF? I had influenza once - I HATED IT! What`s wrong with society? Okay...that was a joke. But WHY would f.ex a blogger stop blogging and just be an influencer on Instagram? "Didn`t really enjoy to blog! Don`t know how to write, basically, it`s what they`re saying by doing that. Don`t really have a passion for writing. Just have a passion for showing their ASS on camera! You know it`s the TRUTH! No matter how many dubble clicks you do on their profile. Simultaneously - with the other 100.000 ignorant idiots who click to watch the ass. (Butt, whatever you want to call it! I really don`t have time to be political correct or correct myself with this LOW internet speed.) "I have to watch this person`s personal life with the sponsored Nelly-outfits because OBVIOUSLY they shop there, right? And I am so weak that I want to copy them!" NO! they want you to click on the affiliate link HERE, here and HEEEEERE! To stop blogging to become an Instagram-model is to sink lower - not to aim higher. You can never underestimate writing. It has lasted before mankind invented ink. 

I LOVE blogging! Writing is a passion of mine!

Thoughts in the middle of the blog post:  Do I even have time to post this before midnight? ๐Ÿ˜ต *typing like crazy before something happens! Pressing the "save post-button"*.

Alright, let`s continue!...I am not angry or anything, I am just not very ignorant. Huge difference! Do I wish that I had a great body / or life to show off on camera for the world to see (on Instagram)? No.
Instagram. An instant dose of 1 gram cocain would be the perfect description of the platform. Because that is what happens! And I have coffee to feel that way. Them I type like a crazy maniac on my keyboard. I write long blog posts and I can`t even stop. Plus; I never got drawn into that world in the first place. It is just not me. Maybe I wanted to try some modeling in my early twenties. That was WAY BEFORE social media was invented. But I looked crazy, though. I have only one option; to look crazy.
Most girls had long blond hair at that time. I didn`t care. My hair was like a bird nest. Like a crow had just landed on the top of my head and layed a couple of eggs. I even had the strong belief that I was the next "big thing", with this look. But this business could not do anything for me personally. I am a creater and I am not interested in being created by others. So, I decided to just leave before I even started. I just loved doing live shows on facebook a few years ago. My thing is to entertain - not to show off bodies..I mean body-parts... (Sounds bad, I know. "Mali got bodies buried in her back-yard!" Okay, that was a joke. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ) 

Looking up "influencer". Wikipedia didn`t have an English version of the Norwegian word "Influenser", but here`s something similar...
Photo: influencermarketinghub.com

"Knowledge" is something many of the influencers LACK to be honest. Except knowledge about exercising to shape the butt, ass...whatever you`d  like to call the thing that is sticking out below your back. To most of us it is not sticking out but hanging down in a "pregnant cow position" (Stole the words from Yoga! YOGA, though...yepp! Yoga IS a valid influencer-topic that I can appreciate.
But I do not consider yogis and life coaches "Influencers" because they actually most likey have a ...BLOG!  - which the Norwegian bloggers are trying to escape from. "No, blogging is a thing of the past!" No. YOU are going to be a thing of the past pretty soon. People want to read. It has always been that way and it will continue for eons. Deleting your blog or this (self)-cancel - culture that is going on right now is just stupid. "Because people stop blogging then I have to stop too!" You are only cancelling yourself by doing this. When people stop blogging it is a great opportunity for others to start blogging. Like YOU! So, start a blog today! Don`t go where the wind takes them, start you own storm! I have come to realize that everything works backwards. That is one of the many secret of life.

 "Relationship with their audience". They do develop a weird relationship with their audiences. "You have a great butt! Want to see mine? click click click! Visit my profile!" This is not something that I would aim for. I have the "sitting on the office chair" butt right now (MAYBE that is why I am obsessed with the word "butt" in this blog post.) They can inspire people, though. (The "influencers") I do agree to some point. Some of the points that they are making...like; "This is what I eat in a day" (Posting a Vegan meal to inspire others to do the same) Sorry, I can`t help myself. Was going to write something that an influencer may type in - in a desperate attempt to inspire others but... I just don`t see how being an "influencer" is something to be proud of or ever being taken serious as...if you get my drift. WHO CARES what you eat? I`d rather NOT KNOW! So my point is; I would NEVER want to call myself an influencer. To me it sounds unprofessional and just ...weird. I know that I am waaaay weirder than most (my weirdness is just on another level, and I`m well aware of it) so why would I call things that other people are doing "weird". Or "Look at that freaking weirdo!" Lol, I never do that! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #irony. I actually do, though, but I laugh WITH people. This boy loves ice cream. He will look back on this episode when he gets older and say;"OMG! I was SO AWESOME!"


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Friday, February 12, 2021

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YES MAN! (How to manifest)

Say YES! Like in the movie "Yes Man!" with my favorite actor Jim Carrey. Be positive even when things are not going your way. They will eventually. Bad experiences is the universe trying to tell you to re-examine what you really want in your life. And it could also be exactly what you NEED to experience. Sometimes you meet the right people in your life during what you may think are negative experiences. Experiences that turn out to be necessary to get you on the right track. Redirecting you from an earlier state. Status quo, where nothing really happened, and you had NO personal progress. That`s what happened to me. I was stuck for a very long time. And even though I knew I was stuck and new chances at getting myself into the limelight came to me like out of NOWHERE, I said "NO!" Because I said "NO! to most things in my life. And I know if I had said "YES!" that I would have had some kind of "job/career" opportunity. At least SOMETHING by now. 

BUT!: If I had not said "NO!", I would not have experienced the life I am experiencing right now. I would have done something different. And it would not have been that great, most likely. The main reason is because the job opportunities were in my local area and it felt very restricted. I wanted to move and I did eventually move. So, sometimes what seems to be an opportunity isn`t what you actually want anyway. It wasn`t meant to be. 

My advice to you is to start to say "YES!" to what you really want. You KNOW when to say YES! You can do like I do; I program my mind to prepeare to say yes to the next opportunity that comes to me, that is in alignment with what I want to experience. Say yes to life, and life magically says yes to you. The law of attraction. It works. I always get what I want. BUT: I have wanted things that did not really serve me well in the past. I got what I wanted - to realize it is NOT the way to go - and now I know that I don`t want it after all, BUT I would not have known that I don`t want it if it wasn`t for me experiencing having it. Get it? So, then I started to focus more on the details; what do I REALLY want to do with my life? Or where EXACTLY do I want to live? 

The house, the rooms, a two story home with a beach view? YES! YES! YES! Are you alone or with a spouse or...? Do you have a pet? Be super-focused! Do this so that you don`t end up living the life of your nightmares! Don`t see yourself with an idiot of a partner, or choosing being a single old hag living with 9 cats when you can have one MALE cat (Because you want a cat, right? I used this as an example. I don`t want a cat though, I want a turtle. ๐Ÿข) But be careful! There`s a huge difference between ONE cat and 9 cats! 9 cats with 9 freaking lives too on the top of it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚ The struggle is REAL! Yes, you can say in the end that you manifested what you said you wanted at the time, but OMG! Now you want to get out of the situation. Now you are working on your exit-plan to un-manifest all of it. 

Even though you ordered this starter kit it`s NOT what you want so NO THANKS!
*Looking at the return policy*

I personally wanted to travel to places like Miami. I didn`t really focus on the details and ended up going to another part of the world because life had changed a lot since I programmed "Miami" into my unconcious mind. The universe responed eventually to my wish. (After a few years.) In this new location, where I stayed a period during Covid19, someone I knew had a neighbor who had a shop called "Miami". Nothing wrong with this but the universe hears you. So it can manifest in weird ways and not even close to what you wanted. So, be careful what you say that you want - because you will get it! Words have wings. If I had only super-focused on actually going to Miami, watched the music video "I`m going to Miami" by Will Smith every day, twice a day, I might have been there already. Half-joke, because IF you focus on actually being somewhere, you might end up there. Watching Will Smith cruising on a cabin cruiser in Miami is obviously NOT enough. You have to actually step into action mode and plan how to get there. 

You have to be on the frequency of what you want. Because you ARE the thing that you want.  Whatever you express comes back to you, whether it is bad or good. I have had a "great success" in manifesting bad things throughout my life. Because I didn`t know how it all works. I said "NO!" I became a freaking naysayer. And that`s why I always got a big, fat "NO!" in return. After a few years at the self-help-section (which I will make a song about!) I realize how it all works. You don`t just get the things that you want, you have to BE THEM. "I am rich!" and "I have a successful career!" Then go and BE it! HOW? How to get your frequency up? Be positive and become a YES -sayer! See yourself in your location and your situation of your desire. Seeing different houses. Call an agency and be there phycically (Yeah, I know it `s crazy! The point is to start working with the frequency of the things that you want.) See your bank account filled with money! You`ll start seeing money on the floor. I found money instantly on the ground after focusing on money for one day. There`s so much money out there, you have no idea! I like this method so much because I`ve TESTED it. I`ve manifested EVERYTHING up until this point in my life and not all of it has been great. But it is very important that you realize it. That thoughts and words have power. Whatever you think about starts to change into "things". 

Thoughts are things!

I will write more on this topic later whenever I got more time. Right now I am busy doing chores. I have to admit that I have manifested too many chores. Chores came with the wish that I had a few years ago, but I am now reprogramming my unconcious mind to have LESS chores and more walks at the beach. I am stopping at NOTHING! YOU DECIDE what you want to create for yourself! ONLY YOU! And you WILL MANIFEST! ๐Ÿ’–

#manifest #manifesting #lawofattraction

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Tuesday, February 9, 2021

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Random facts about me...

- Coffee!...I don`t have to explain this one. You can figure out this for yourself.
Take a beautiful coffee cup picture, you said? WHY? HOW the hell do you have TIME to organize anything when you`re thirsty?

An old apartment that I don`t live in anymore. I always use a straw in my coffee. (Because I want my teeth to be white.) 

Purses! I don`t have to explain this one either. The obsession is just too real to talk about.

Guess purse bought on sale. Because I LOVE yellow! ๐ŸŒž

I was on the Norwegian Idol. I have to explain this one, though.


But it is what initially made me continue doing YouTube videos and writing blogs later on in my life. I was on the internet already, and it wasn`t going to change, I was ALREADY a public figure (In Norway!) And the best way to cope with it was creating my own videos. EVEN though sometimes MY videos are even weirder than my Idol publicity-stunt video.

- I tried to collaborate on a project with a friend and it didn`t work out. We called ourselves

A video that we collaborated on: 

Why did it not work out? Well, I wanted to start my own international thing, whatever that meant. Didn`t want to be "Idol Mali" forever. Not ONLY Idol Mali. That was kinda annoyying to me.
I almost never made a video ever since, but it is all going to change soon. Or eventually. This has everything to do with timing.

- I like scull-pictures on everything!...

I pretend to like Yoga. This is the pregnant cow - position... 

I make videos...and I have always had my own unique style...I had a tiny apartment so the bed was in the living room. I am SO glad this is not the case anymore, but I was happy in this apartment also. I had a lot of fun there! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Here is an example! ⇩

- I believe we`re going to Mars...

And I want to end this by saying that I think we came from Mars originally.  And I believe we already are there or have connections there. Now! Many people do believe this also, not just me. (Conspiracy theorists or not, I am not alone in believing this.) At least (personally) I feel this strong connection to different planets in the solar system. Please don`t laugh. I mean it! I feel that I am an alien!๐Ÿ˜ (Okay, I am kidding.) At least I don`t believe the earth is flat. Although I do consider myself somewhat freaky/weird, flat-earthers are the ultimate freaks. Freaks with a capital F!

Made a song once that kind of have this theme. Lyrics: "I wish the world was flat sometimes, because I wish that I was wrong sometimes, but I`m not!" Kinda don`t understand my own lyric of the song to be honest,  because it just came out of my mouth like that. I guess it means that I WISH it was flat so that I am wrong sometimes (because I do NOT believe the earth is flat.) But IF it was, then I was wrong all along...get it? Here it is (Yes, this video just as weird as the rest of the videos I`ve made. I simply am not capable to create something normal ๐Ÿ˜„)...

So, I feel it`s about time that someone answers this question for me:
Photo: reddit.com

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Saturday, February 6, 2021

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How to not give a damn and live a life in freedom...

How to not give a damn:

Stop watch television. It tells lies to your vision! Create your OWN television instead! I am trying to create my own show at "The Mali Show" (on YouTube) Be your OWN BOSS! Make your OWN headlines! Let your inner voice be HEARD!

Shake your head to the drama going on in the world. Sometimes you just have to focus on your OWN world. If we all focused more on ourselves and our own life purpose we would make ourselves happy and satisfied, and then the world looks happier too. Everything reflects how you FEEL. It is ALWAYS about the feeling. Are you feeling stressed out about negative episodes f.ex on the news then; YES!!! (Hell YES!) you are going to feel like crap! I threw out the TV in 2007 and I can say that I have never been happier than right now. And right now is only the beginning. 

So shake your heads, people!...

Shook my head in a video that I once made...

Here is my version 2 for weirdos! (It`s so BAD, it`s GOOD!)

Didn`t give a damn, some people may say it`s the stupidest video I have ever made. Couldn`t agree more, that`s why I laugh so much right now. Tell me the last time YOU were a parody on yourself for millions to watch? (You gotta thing BIG to manifest great things! So, high five to you if you also are one of the few!) To me it feels so great that I`ll continue like this - even if it`s the last thing I`ll ever do. 

I ain`t gonna care bout what`s going on ANYMORE! The lies we are being told every single day about what is NOT going on in the world. All the truths they`re holding back from us. I choose to care about what is going on inside of my own heart and soul. And WOW! The intencity, you guys, the creativity. BETTER than TV! It never fails me and I can honestly say that it has healed me EVERY TIME I felt some tendancy of depression. Had many opportunities to let depression break me down, but then I created. Some people choose to hate, some people choose to create. "The creative adult is the child who survived!" 

Trust me; I don`t know how to dance or whatsoever, but I still do my thing on the dance floor (in my own living room) I simply don`t give a damn and this way I live my life in freedom. A bird can fly anywhere. And it should be able to. This reminds me of the time when a family member had two birds. I KNEW it wasn`t gonna last. (Kinda sad.) Birds deserve so much more than being in a cage. (It wasn`t my idea to have birds! I can`t look at animals being caged. It feels wrong.) One day the cage fell down from the balcony wall outside and the birds flew away. I just KNEW it was going to happen one day. At least they experienced real freedom even if it was their last days on this earth. 

If in doubt, just dance! Or sing. Or make an hour long vlog where you talk about your walk in nature, even if you only smelled the flowers. (I hope that`s all you smelled! Anyways, none of anyone`s business EITHER how many mushrooms you brought home that day. ๐Ÿ˜ต (#irony) Just let things flow! Doubt is a part of the creative process anyway. So, don`t worry so much about doubt and fear. Just do it anyway. You`ll get to the point of self-acceptance eventually, if creativity is your life purpose.)

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