So, what to blog about today? I saw a friend painting something beautiful. And it reminded me of my own attempts in the past...well...I do not LOVE painting. I have to admit. But I wanted to create art for my own apartment at the time. And I just don`t buy art, if you know what I mean? By…

A freaking rant about social media:  Sometimes you just need that one welcoming photo, so I took a few photos of myself  a few months ago. I was a little fatter (My mom is still reminding me on every video call!) the hair a littler greasier, the coffee cups a little bigger. And I embrace…

Just let go of the fear of things not turning out the way you want it to! Because everything will be OKAY. I don`t have a glory on the top of my head for no reason. And the same with you! You are WORTHY of a perfect life. "Dream up a WONDERFUL life!" Jim Carrey said this in an u…

Because I don`t have anything NEW (Since I haven`t been desperate enough the recent years!) here`s a playlist of all of my OLD and super-crazy Christmas content. I hope you like it!😂    And Christmas songs with real SOUL, not the AI shit everybody else does nowadays! Mali - My Universe…

Here I am at a French cafe. Photos taken from a video in the end of this blog post. And here is my old christmas special in Norwegian..."Du sej nå my rart å du ja Mali".  Sykt så det holder. "Det er DIN feil at du sitt å sjer på !"  Men det er faktisk sant, så du treng…

HI FANS!  I am just  inspired  by the Norwegian front page news 📰 today!📢 Hope that`s okay? Omg! NO! But I just wanted to try this huge font. It doesn`t really work. The news magazines want to get attention this way. And I don`t want attention. #irony  Obviously, I want to get as …

I am a very talented model and photographer 😂 Have no idea why Vogue refuses to call me.😢 "You are not your story" is today`s headline on my blog. "Well...that`s not true. Because everything you experienced became the person you are today." Yes, but you can change th…

Maybe you have been judged in your life. In your past. You are not your story. Go on with your life! Be happy!  Like..."Of course I`m happy!" There`s a glitch in reality. This is a movie. Your movie. A movie that is playing FOR you and not against you, like an enemy. The only en…

One of my most popular articles is "You fake like this birkin!"   So, I am going to write a new article about things I believe are FAKE! (And if YOU are a fake idiot like the type I am going to explain to you in this post, then there`s HOPE! STILL!....I believe. Maybe...So, I am…