26 December 2020

Published December 26, 2020 by

Mali Loves: Christmas. Really? Do I?...




I am usually over Christmas as soon as it starts so no, I do not "LOVE" Christmas, but I do not hate it or dislike it either. I always have to know that it is available. I have lived in places where it wasn`t even available and then I became kinda angry. So, yes, I guess I need it to be around every year. 

I always have to make some kind of memes or crazy video during Christmas every year...

Example:


 I use Christmas as an excuse to entertain people. (This was in 2015, in Norwegian.)


And this was from 2012...




The video below is from Christmas last year. I am normal now 😄


So, I think I like Christmas more than I would like to admit.

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25 December 2020

Published December 25, 2020 by

Last Christmas...



Here I am in the Christmas spirit singing my favorite Christmas song...




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24 December 2020

Published December 24, 2020 by

Finally back on my favorite blog + random small talk...

 Blogging: 

People may say "Finally back home!" Well, yes, that is exactly how I feel about returning to the only blog that actually works for me, after trying another blogging platform that did not work AT ALL. 

Here I was really in the zone. 

I will be blogging about this, and nothing else, for a few weeks now. Just kidding! But I don`t really have anything to write about right now. I watched some vlogs on YouTube lately. There are som really weird and crazy vloggers out there. (You know who you are!) Some of them use scooters and film themselves. That`s some new level shit. In a bad way...almost like Segways (I kinda like Segways, though. I sometimes film tourists on Segways, passing by me on the streets. Really retarded shit. And that`s why I love it!) But if you want to be cool for REAL; Heard about a hoover board? Or a boosted board? WAAAY cooler. DAAH! #irony 

Heard about this guy? Casey? Coolest vlogger EVER! I binge watched 300 + videos by him when I first discovered him. His YouTube channel.

Boosted board and drone, no problem!...

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Drone experience in a Santa`s outfit, no problem either...

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22 December 2020

Published December 22, 2020 by

Blogging: I moved back to blogger...


 Blogging: 


I have a real life emoji for every expression needed. And now it`s time for the "I`m so stupid! DAAAH!" - expression. WHY don`t I listen to my intuition?...


Why change something that works perfectly fine? I wanted ecommerce on my blog. But you can get ecommerce solutions on a blogger blog also. It is not so difficult. (You just pay for it like with everything else!) They say Wordpress is the best blogging platform for everything that you need (the nr 1. all-in-1 blogging platform) But I beg to differ. If you have a small personal blog - only for everyday blogging about your super-boring life then...nr 1. You could stop blogging OR nr 2. You use the cheapest solution, which is using a free platform. I feel that blogging should be as free as possible. With this solution I only pay for my annual domain fee. Because I want a personal .com domain. I do not recommend anyone to use a free platform - hosting domain if you want to become a popular / serious (or perhaps super-duper-famous?!) blogger. It just doesn`t look nice in my opinion. But using Blogger with my own domain since 2006 has not failed me. (It was just my own blogging concept that failed me. With other words; I FAILED! Which happens over and over again until you find something that works. I am STILL working on this issue, trust me!) 

In #blogger and #google I trust! 👍

Photo found on Google by The Independent.

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(This was not an ad even though I wish it was. It`s very important to be close with the company that will rank you high on the search engines - results. 😁)


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20 December 2020

Published December 20, 2020 by

Future plans + some "hot rhymes" only Mali can come up with...


Sing more. Karaoke live shows on my Facebook page or YouTube channel (because I love live shows!) And record some weird songs (You know it gets weird!) Videos? MORE is the word. Just make more. Leave it all to the upload button. When in doubt - just upload!

If they tell you that you can`t sing (ain`t nobody`s business if you can or cannot sing!)...


Just stop caring so much about what others think. I never did anyway BUT I never felt like it was the right timing to take out my inner craziness. Not lately anyways! I`ve been too busy lately. With this society that we live in. You know; the other universe?...where you can`t be yourself?...there`s a cancel culture going on right now...Yes! Where you cancel YOURSELF! But if you are true to yourself  you`ll become NORMAL AGAIN- you know those days are returning! It`s that thing going on OVER THERE that is NOT NORMAL. I have no idea what kind of drug they`re on, I just know I am NOT taking it. #IaintHavingIt

Here I am still believing that I can become the new Marie Antoinette. 

You may believe that things are impossible in the world, but NOTHING is impossible in Mali`s universe. 

your photo name And I don`t stop! Cause I won`t stop! Just like a hip hop song. I get my swag on all day long.

And I own a drone! But I haven`t even tried the drone because I only found a red zone on the drone map. (But never say never. High five to the best excuse ever!) I am still a kid cause growing up is a trap. I suck on my lolly while sitting on Santa`s lap. Presents are thrown at me, money spent on me like I am so kind of freakin` lottery. I put a crown on my head while I watched Paris Hilton`s documentary. She looks so free, but still so trapped. Let`s fight our inner demons and return to glitz and glam. In the mids the boredom, but on my way to "stardom", I never forgot who I am. I never quit dreaming and working on future plans. Life was hard but I never stopped, cause I can`t stop and I won`t stop and that`s why you are my biggest fan.

Photo created while I struggled at my worst with this society we`re forced to be a part of.
Marilyn would understand. 

Thanks for following me on this journey. Thank you for reading a script that I wrote before I was born. We all know what we came here to be. If you don`t, please start looking for yourself! (I am still looking for myself. I am now sitting here with a world map trying to figure out where Mali is. Realizing it is a place in Africa. I`ve always known about this interesting African country but why me...WHYYYY?? Why is there always a war going on when it comes to MY NAME! Okay, I will relax now. Looking at an empty coffee cup. "I need to buy more coffee!" )


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16 December 2020

Published December 16, 2020 by

Here I am making music...


 I have my own style, and I am really TALENTED! 👍😎😂😜


By the way...



What about you? 




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14 December 2020

Published December 14, 2020 by

Merry Christmas dear friends and frienememes!


I do not have enemies so I call them frieneMEMES...friends that I make memes from...yeah...
Just wait...I have a few ideas...just let me put my thinkingcap on...or...Christmassy stuff on the top of my head...




I will soon make fun out of some of my "closest friends".  "People that you spent an hour with on a train Mali?" 

Huh? Why don`t you believe that I got friends? 

I GOT FRIENDS THOUGH!

"No you don`t!"

"You`re too weird for friends!"

"You`re a MEME!"


SHUT UUUUP! (although I secretly really love the idea!)


Thanks for reading. You have now been a witness of a conversation inside of my own mind. A conversation that will become reality one day. In a book or in a video or something really creative. 


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13 December 2020

Published December 13, 2020 by

I did not like Wordpress as much as Blogger...


I didn`t like Wordpress, so I am transferring back my domain (malisuniverse.com) to this blog. 

I like things simple, and this platform is very simple.




BUT!:
The reason is very simple; the text formatting. The way you type and organize a blog post in Wordpress is by "blocks". They think it`s great and organizing for people but it is also very confusing. I just want to type directly into the post...FAST!

I `ll be busy transferring my domain now...It takes time. See you later, bye! 💓




I just wish I listened to my intuition because I just KNEW this would happen. I am writing like a crazy maniac in this photo and that is WHY I blog. I don`t have time for the"blocks" and all of the Wordpress stuff (SORRY Wordpress!)

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12 December 2020

Published December 12, 2020 by

Homemade Christmas song in Norwegian...

I just came here to share a song that I made last year on THIS DAY; December the 12th.
 Song is in Norwegian, so if you`re not Norwegian then you can listen to this song in a weird language . It is about eating Christmas food, starting the engine of the car during the very cold winter in Norway, and that you actually need the tractor to start your car. 


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