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| Me trying to not edit a photo and be normal in a photo. (Ten years ago.) |
The title says "What`s going on?" Well, not a lot, you guys. It`s HOT OUTSIDE!🌞 A good conversation (with myself) often starts with talking about the weather. I came here to blog, so I just have to tell you something. Anything. I know that the two first sentences are hard as hell. There`s no inspiration out there. And then I realize, Hey! I am an inspiration myself. And then the road becomes easy. And I start to type like a crazy maniac. In this universe it starts with YOU!
So, let me tell you a little bit about myself...(NO MALI! We`ve been through this before!😂)
My main interest and "job" and why I came here to earth is to entertain. That I know! Have tried several times to escape this and it just comes back to me and hits me in the face. "You are here to ENTERTAIN, you fat and lazy idiot!" Yes, the universe calls me idiot from time to time. Why it calls me fat, I have no idea...Have you experienced that too? I guess they call it negative self-talk. I am trying my BEST to ignore these negative comments and go on with my life.
Especially when you`re actually not fat. Yes, you can grab that coke today in the store. You can! (I DID!) Don`t you worry. You look fabolous, honey. The mirror reflects back a fat cow. Ready for birth. It`s okay. Skinny is really not trendy anymore. Looking like a dirty cow is. Been rolling in her own shit all day. Especially during these hot summer days. It says 36 degrees Celcius and you haven`t been shaving. This is what I call positive self-talk. You look like shit and it`s okay. If you laugh a lot today, you may look better tomorrow. And you can invest in a new mirror. I had a mirror that didn`t reflect back to me who I really am. And then I got a new one. That was a game changer for me.
Why don`t we go on with our lives and dismiss the negative selftalk about stop eating cake every minute of the day. Tips! Brownies should be two minutes in the microwave and then you top it off with cream. I used to pour down a few litres coffee every day too. I stopped, though. Thirty minutes ago. IT COUNTS!
But maybe, just maybe...the universe is right. So, when the universe hits you in the face with a gardening shovel you just know it`s time to do something.😂
I just want to make people laugh. That`s my main goal. Although I can probably do other things too.
In fact; I love cooking! 😕 *Holding a burger in both hands at Burger King*
Other hobbies: Trading US30 right now. Blogging and trading US30. Simuletaneously. You shouldn`t leave a trade, but...hey...YOU SHOULDN`T leave a trade. It`s a bad idea! Sometimes I trade gold. And eurusd. Euro / USD. And USD/JPY. Pairs with the Japanese yen is a good choice. But Forex is not my favorite anymore. US30 is my now my favorite. Gold is not that bad either. I know how it moves during the day. London-session right now. It`s go time! Closed a small trade (US30! I will return to you soon!) with a small profit so that I do not lose, so that I can blog more here. When I say it`s go time it is "go to coffee - making in the kitchen" - time, go back again, decide on a trade and then...walk a little bit more around the house...
(Can`t do one thing. Have to do several tasks simuletaneously.)
Let`s move on...
I made this song myself with lofi equipment. Yes, Windows is lofi. Trust me! But the video is not-so-lofi and rather pro. Made by the famous Jektviking from Hitra.We are like Bonnie and Clyde when it comes to creating. We steal...mix...ripp off the famous. Steal from the fake and spread realness to my fans. MY fans. I got many! 😂 Enjoy this shit! "I see fake people". I see so many fake people, it`s crazy. We live in a fake world. Real is rare. Real doesn`t sell. And since this world is all about money then obviously there`s not going to be anything real left.
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