The Mali Show is a show that...😕 Well, I have no idea what`s going on here. But this is episode 1 of  2022. Because all I know is that the show must go on. IF The Kardashians decide to create another "spin off" of their old, super -  annoying series then I can continue as well with my sh*t! You pretty much can`t sink any lower then. 

"Why didn`t you create anything sooner this year?", someone in back of the audience asks. Yes, I have a pretend-audience (until I have a real audience!) 

Pretty simple answer; "I was in Africa running a few errands...like buying oranges from a donkey wagon".