Talk to the hand!

I picked this photo from my archive because I just felt like "Talk to the hand!"

I started to write on this post last week. Yes, I am SO DEDICATED to this blogging. It is Saturday and I have NO topic to write about anymore. A topic has to be literally thrown at me and then I will come back. Because every weekend I really want to write. It is a goal of mine. (I am super- interested in the stock market on weekdays. 🗠 (It could be a topic in the future to blog about. That`s gonna be a BORING blog post! For a lot of people.) And for that reason I just stopped making videos on YouTube if you should ever wonder why I am never uploading anything anymore. It`s OVER! Okay, just kidding! I will return there as well. But not in a non intellectual way. Only intelligent humor.) 

Several hours later: We are approaching December and Christmas...This is not going so well, sorry😕 I thought a few christmas tree emoji`s would inspire me, but not even that could keep me interested enough to finish the blog post.🎄🎄🎄

*Checking the stock market instead.* My favorite stocks are closed, but maybe there are some options in the Middle East (Okay, I am NOT that desperate!) Yes, it is true the sad fact that it is closed today. (Please do not trade without "training wheels" on. It is risky!)

And what should I write about? No, it is not depression. It is called drought. NO inspiration or what so ever! RIGHT NOW! But I never give up on anything, so...I`ll be back!

PS! STILL EDITING! Come back for more! Will finish it tonight. (I have no preview possibility with this blog design)

A few hours later I am back again. I don`t have a lot to say but...

I don`t care what people think about me. I have always been totally BLIND that way. This way of living has cons and pros. You are always faced with nagging people who will tell you stuff. To wear different clothes. f.ex. "Do not wear that!" and the uber-annoying; "Wear this instead!" Or "Do this instead!" Me: "What?" Doing something at all? With my life? Huh?😟

That was kind of a half-joke. Because yes, I do agree to some point. I obviously always want to do something with my life, but I am not really listening to other people`s opinions. IF someone knows you BETTER than you know yourself, you have a problem! (Houston? We got a problem?)

More to come...You dont wanna miss this. LOL! BRB! Have yourself a cup of Victorian tea and return.

Until I return you can also watch this video.

Melania tries Asmr:

And I am back again. Several hours later! Yes, it was weird. I am not here to please anybody. If you think I am an idiot it is totally fine with me. I actually wouldn`t mind. Haters are fans.

Photo: Pinterest

Like I said; I don`t have a topic today, but I just came here to type like crazy on my laptop. Which is a Windows laptop. I am NOT into Windows at all. I am only into Apple. But I can`t do anything about this right now. I moved away from Norway, left my stationary iMac machine because it is impossible to travel/move to a different country with it (traveling by plane). You CAN but you need a special super-expensive iMac-bag. And I have no idea what`s gonna happen in the airport. And I am more interested in the newer versions of the Mac anyway. That`s the REAL reason! Not worth the stupid bag anymore. I dislike airports and traveling so I just bring a carry on - bag. I only like the Starbucks cafe`s on the airport. I don`t want to be the one standing there in line with the mega huge iMac backpack on my freaking back. I`m tired enough as it is; coffee addicted and desperate. Since I never have time for my three morning coffees before I leave. I didn`t come this far to struggle in my fourties. (Sounds really bad! *Wee-wee*) Talk to the hand, Ricki! (The Ricki Lake Show in the 90`s)

Photo: Pinterest

And now I have to say bye-bye for now. Yes, It is sad, I know. But I will return, I promise. With another shameless blog post. I shoot from the hip here! 

But now I want you to see me for who I really am. A serious, grown up with a million responsebilites. Always soooo tired...a hard worker...a 9-5 kind of person...I come home and crash in the bed like a trainwreck (I crash the bed with my extra pounds of fat on my body.) 

Yes, that would be me if it wasn`t for the fact that THIS IS ME. (Video below) Humor makes you look younger, thinner (even though you`re fat. Because the most creative people use a lot of energy in fat shaming themselves. You lose pounds while laughing at yourself. The laugh muscles are underneath the belly fat.) "One day I`m gonna be HUUUUUUGE!"

Maybe you also like this video...I mean; how could you NOT?

   Thanks for stopping by! Return for more madness.