Under update! *Editing mistakes* PS! I wrote a completely new story. ADHD got the best of me today.
Starting a new life - with Mali, your life coach. She has experience from sleeping on the couch and she finally realised it was not bringing in the money. If you can relate please keep on reading...
Do you have interests and hobbies? Maybe you have special-interests like me? Video / music production. And stock trading is a hobby also. Do THAT! 🗠💰
(Wait a minute!...Do not do stock trading IRL. (In real life) It is risky and you feel this emotional chaos inside, when you go "red" and not "green". (Day trading / swing trading) Not a good idea if you don`t know what you`re doing. Learn in a trading simulator! It is HARD!) I have always been a computer-nerd/tech freak (My main interest is computers) combined with creative ability. So, I guess that is why my interests are the way they are. But I didn`t do anything like that for TOO many years. And I became lazy (and fat), since that was all I knew. My life force was sucked out of me because I chose the wrong path. But many years later higher forces or whatever`s going on in the universe redirected me on the right path. The moment I started to go back to source and do what I came here to do (without going totally New Age on you, yeah, I know, I hate that too.)
It was Kundalini awakening!
(Jeses! OMG! Get a life! *Puke*)
I became confident, for the first time in my life. You can never become confident doing something that you don`t like doing. We have all heard it before;"But sometimes you have to! We all have to! Don`t be so stubborn!" Yes, I understand that and I have been doing things that I don`t like doing, but there is a limit to how long you are capable of living a lie. As long as you know that the "daily boring chores". Perhaps a boring 9-5 is going to lead you to your next big breakthrough, then you have a goal. A future goal, a 3 year goal, is not the same as sitting forever on your butt in the same grocery store listening to that same signal every time food pass the scanner. "Beep beep!" it says. Do you even know the long time damage of a single beep can do for you? I highly disagree that this is the purpose of your life. (Could be if you decided not to aim higher.) But is this a better choice than not having a job at all? YES! Of course. I used to clean. I freaking loved it. Made me a better person even though I knew this is not my purpose in life. But I now use the ability to clean for my upcoming project which is...cleaning my new...upcoming project...which will be my next home. Make it a survivable place to host guests. Who knows? Perhaps a candle light dinner? I do have a teddy bear who would love to have a candle night dinner with me...just like Mr. Bean`s teddy bear...get the point here? Or a tea party. They call it high tea. I sure didn`t learn it from my mama.
(Joke😜 She actually is better at throwing knitting parties than me. Knitting socks and etc. Pretending to be knitting when all they do is gossiping.)
Be yourself and don`t listen to other people`s blah blah blah. "Don`t do this! Do this instead!" Unless it`s a really great topic / advice that can serve YOU! People talk. They will always talk. If you become the main target; talk back!😜 Tell them where the closet stands! (That`s what we say in Norwegian!) Be honest! A spade is a spade! Don`t become the elephant in the room! SCREAM! YELL! "I AM HERE!" I have experience. I was always the quiet one. Not anymore!
Want to get rid off people (Haters and naysayers)? (GIVE THEM MONEY and they`ll LEAVE! That is ONE solution 😂 ...I take that back, because then they have a tendancy to show up again.)
Walk away from annoying people and never look back!
Walking away from drama...
I told someone the truth about themselves / myself and the world we`re living in, from my own perspective, and they just freaking shut up. Oh yeah...didn`t hear from them anymore. Moved on with my life. I started from that point on to manifest positive experiences in my life, like never before. And bad experiences in the past turned out to be the best solutions to my issues. You think it`s not going well for you. But it can become a blessing in disguise.
And it soon developed into a rap song. Please imagine me as a gangster in a music video just like I imagine myself in this very moment. 😂
Gossiping doesn`t bring in the cash flow...and you know you are a cash cow...I rap better than Kanye. West. I realised that less is more. Would rhyme if I wrote it the opposite way. But I`m not here to force a rap song. That`s what Kanye does all day long. (OMG! My lyrics are dope!) And I am real, not this wannabe pretending to be relevant "Sunday service joke"....My lyrics could sell. But well...I am selling my soul in this happy trading bullish marked as a stock trader (not for a Happy meal on Mc Donalds. I became fat and lazy! Happy meal is the cheapest deal...even for an adult. Sitting there opening toys. Toys made by paper. When you actually want to be cool and smoke a vapor....and let everybody know that yes, you are a cash cow.
(How the hell did I come up with this shit?)
Chorus: Cash cow! Cash cow! Everybody wants to milk me! But I ain`t giving nothing back because the society is filthy. Trashy. If I mishap they trash talk me. I said hell to the no. Hell to the NO! And decided to go. So I walked as far as I could and bought an old cabin in the woods. Grew my own food. And people talked about me even more. MORE!
(Because people don`t like the organic, veggie people living off grid. Even I don`t. It`s too much. Still I made these lyrics. Oh well...)
Whispering, gossiping voices behind trees (Desperate fans who have followed me (They are five people and I can name them!):
"What is she doing in the woods? Why is she bringing this weird blueberry catcher - thing and a bucket?" I became so relevant against all odds. With this thing. The blueberry catcher thing. We don`t know what its called. Do you?
Photo: Gorm Kallestad / NTB
And now everybody wanted a piece of my cake. My famous Blueberry cake. The world is freaking woke (I hate woke!), but your queen Mali is AWAKE! Awake enough to filter out the trash in society and just be herself. The newspapers are screaming HELP! Okay, I am talking about myself in third person..but Kanye is talking about himself as God. We already have God. His name is Donald Trump. Okay...that is irony, but WHY the screaming choir? (Literally translated from the Norwegian word "hylekor".) I didn`t like Harris. No visions and just...weak...laughed at everything while speaking. NOT serious at all. Bring someone else in and maybe they will be taken serious the next time? On the side note: Why am I talking about Kanye? (and Trump?) Well, they`re outspoken like me. Honest. Perhaps TOO HONEST. And do not give a damn. It`s better than "I don`t know...maybe..." He said he was gonna stop the wars overnight in 24 hours...oh, the LIES! But he is a great show man...and for that reason...and that`s the only reason...the world is f***ed anyway and Harris and her team would not have been able to lift a finger, sorry but not sorry. (The Democrats are going slowly but steady into Dementia mode - until someone else comes along. Biden gave us a clue on how this is going...no wonder why they turned RED on the polls. It was too late by then. The Ukranian president`s name is NOT "Putin".)
Ps. Nothing`s gonna change now either.
*Scratching myself in the head and saying*:
This was one bad rap song! But bad means GOOD!
(The finish of the "song" was like a Kanye-rant about the state of the world.)
Would Kanye like it?
I like it - and the only one who matters is me.
#irony, but Kanye would understand.
People will always find a reason to talk. So it doesn`t matter what you do. You might as well just do your best.
On the other end of the telephone call: "Blah blah blah...Do you want to come? Do you want to come?" (In reality: "To my birthday, I am turning 42 today!") Me: "NOT interested in a comedian kind of "JOB" where you want me to jump like a bunny. Since I ain`t gonna be PAID! Time is MONEY!" 💸💰
On the other end of the phone call: "Mali? It is me, long time friend, I grew up with you?"😕
(This is probably why I have very few friends and only five screaming fans who THINK I am sociable. But when in real life I am NOT. I just need top speed WIFI! (since low speed is a nightmare if you`re trading the stock market) I want people to leave me alone. Opps! There I said it.😂)
The problem is when they stop talking. It means you ain`t got it anymore. After many years of blogging and trying to be a comedian on youtube with five screaming fans (Which I am NOT failing by the way! I`d rather be a star for five people than a hate object for millions) I just don`t feel it anymore. I have new interests now. I grew up for a hot minute. Well, I was never immature even though it looks like it.
My thing is comedy. And it is CHILDISH. Pablo Picasso said it so nicely:
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.
I just do not want to make videos / content right now. But I will obviously return to the fool-energy again - in Tarot. The Fool represents me in a nutshell. The fool just goes for it and doesn`t think a lot! The important thing is here and now. I do not care or what so ever. About the past or the future. Just serve the universe right now!
When you ain`t even got in on the internet anymore, but you really try to force it to happen. Btw; Not trying to look good in this photo.
I just really look good in that photo.😉
(NO! it is my real lips! Jeses! I know what you`re thinking...the duckface look? Heard about it? It has not stopped being the nr 1 hottest look since the early 2000`s.)
OMG! This is bad (But high goals made me think it could become a Netflix Original series)...
When is she going to stop staring at us? She hides behind trees in the forest and stares at her victims. Is the victim going to be YOU the next time?....
Maybe not.
And everybody`s question right now (My five fan`s don`t want me to change, though!); WHEN are you going to become a fashion/lifestyle influenser like the other bloggers? Your posts are weird and where are the PHOTOS? Of the coffee latte`s? With a heart in them? When are you gonna TRY to become normal like everybody else? (You have only five readers!)
Me: NEVER!
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