Last week Mali answered questions about herself. She has more questions; just a few ones...
1. How do you manage to produce such professional and cool music videos when everything else is so amateur? Huh? How do you do that? Huhhhh??? Answer meeee!!
2. Why do you even wear makeup? You’re fat…
3. Who asks such stupid questions if it’s not yourself? Everyone knows it’s you, Mali, who wrote all these stupid questions yourself…
4. You write a lot. Why don`t you write books instead?
5. I have seen that you love hamburgers and that you often eat two. One in each hand…is that why you have got a double chin, or is it true that you become what you eat? You actually look a bit like a burger? No offense intended. Regards Lena, 14.5 years old
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| You can just tell Mali loved the questions. |
1. First of all; Don`t scream at me! I am the one screaming...to people...to make them DO SHIT FOR ME! I am a diva. The Idol Mali from the Idol Mali Show on TV in Norway. Twenty years ago? It doesn`t matter! I am the icon around here! The original OG Idol, Mali said while she felt a serious urge to throw up inside of her own mouth by her own lies.
To be honest with you; I use the best software; I use Videomagi`s free premium software.
I don`t use Adobe`s overpriced shitware.
For that reason EVERYTHING is great. Nobody has ever seen quality like my videos before, believe me. We only do things at the highest level, and we are making music videos great again, Mali nodded to herself while having her last sip of coffee. "No more coffee. I could go to war for this."
And so could Donald Trump. Because Mali actually doesn`t have her favorite coffee. She has French coffee. And it`s just not good enough. It does not make things great again.
2. I don`t use makeup very often, but okay...you have obviously seen my iconic videos on YouTube, which is only natural; they`re GREAT! I sometimes use makeup in my videos because I play a character. You should get some character! You should learn from me! I am super-positive! I make people laugh all the time. Just look at my ratings; they are high. Whenever I wear makeup, the ratings go from 0-10.000 views extremely fast. I have this ability that you could only dream of - with your attitude.
And no! I am not fat, because I loved cake two weeks ago. I don`t love it anymore. I am extremely fit right now! I am exactly how I am supposed to be.
The lies Mali tells herself are good in her opinion. She has learned this from a book called The Secret by Rhonda Byrne. It is her favorite book because she is 100% sure that it works.
3. OMG! Yeah right! Are you chugging energy drinks while talking to a stuffed animal right now? That`s the level your brain is at, I feel. YOU should ask a lot of questions to yourself! Trust me!
4. True. I love to write, actually. But I prefer to talk instead. Talking is easier. Writing is hard. I am too lazy. I lose interest after the first chapter. So, what I want to do instead is to podcast. I hope that will happen in the future.
5. Since I don`t have answers anymore because my perfect answer to question number three should have been the answer to this one; I have a video for you. I hope this one answered your question.
