Relatives (And then...back to me again. Me, me, me!)


Posing in North-Africa with the Arabic shirts. Favorite shirts, actually. Mout 3lihom, I could die for them. In arabic everything is about dying for things; I would KILL for it or die for it. Mout 3alea 7asilo. Mout. Metet tawa, BYE. Translated: I just died for this look "with other words". I just died now. Bye.

Hi, I just came back to expose everybody now. I hope that you do not mind. Ouuh Aaliya...like we say in Tunisian Arabic...(Translated; Oh, For me!...Like pain or something really not that great. It really has to happen to me?) That day...that day, honey...will be when magazine frontpages turn. On their own.

So, tell me, friends and frienemies who are actually disguised as haters, but in reality; you are fans. 😂 "Oh, no, not me, I ain`t!" you say with a Southern accent while throwing up inside of your own mouth like I am some kind of weirdo.🤮 

I am, though.

It reminds me of my old aunt. Bless her heart. (Warming up with some Southern charm here for ya`ll, even though I am Norwegian, I love that culture. ) She is not around anymore but when she was, she was pretty cool. Elfrida, You believed in the spirit world with me when nobody else did. You traveled the seven seas and probably had a lover on every harbor. Just like me. Okay, that was a joke. Even though I wish it wasn`t. I wish I had that in me. 💏💃🍺Would totally have become a gamechanger for me. But I would 100% waste my time and not become the Idol-Mali that I am today.🎤📹

Elfrida, You are one of my top inspirators. But you used to excuse yourself a lot and that is not that important.You were just fine. You did not bother anyone by your present. "Am I in the way?" These behaviors probably stem from past exeriences and it`s OKAY. My own mother excuses herself too much as well. But she has a reason for it and you didnt`t.😉My mom is like me (at heart) but she is the unknown version of a self-reclaimed singer/moviestar /influencer. I take the energy to the surface. And she keeps it inside. Although that church choir has really made her happy through the recent years. She sang in the "Min frues kirke". It kind of means "Notre Dame" in French. In English I have no idea what it`s called and I do not have time to google it right now. In America there are no such churches anyway because there they all scream, yell and throw themselves on the floor because of something the pastor told them. I wish people would just fall on the floor, almost dying whenever they would meet me at a future appearance. They did this with Michael Jackson.😂 Let`s arrange a meet an greet! But I have also actually concidered the opposite approach recently; creating "I hate Idol-Mali" buttons. (I hate Elvis-buttons. Get it? Only the older generation gets this.) 

I would rather go to a rave instead of the local church if that was me. I would have a lot more fun there. The holy ghost is nothing compares to all the drugs you can get nowadays. (Irony.) I actually do believe in God, though. But the most important thing here is that God believes in me. Sometimes too much. I think he had a weird plan when it comes to me. But I didn`t come here to talk about me. 

Ehem Mali...yeah. Yes, yes, sure....

But I am just a drop in the ocean. He has a plan with all of us. As a unity. We are all one, they say. I have come to realize this by actually constantly writing about myself. Because "Hell to the no, this just ain`t right! Why do I keep talking about myself all the freaking time?!" We are all "me". United we stand stronger. Just as strong as this coffee. 

The greatest laugh is when you have that sip of coffee and you choke on your coffee and almost die.☕It was almost like that. The church performance with the choir was one the greatest joys she had experienced in a long time. And she`s a better singer than I am!🌟

I am not sure if this is true or not. (I can`t write "Irony" on this one.)

Isn`t it time that we stop talking about personal stuff, Idol-Mali, the queen of lo-fi since 2006?😂
Yes, it is really not my thing, I know. But I just felt like sharing this today. 

What else do I want to say today? I almost want to ask Chat GPT for this. But I feel like this is it, you guys. *While breewing a coffee insde of my own mind* Well...I am not too bad in English, but recently I feel like I misspell a lot. I just turned on spell-check / grammar correction today. (Not on this blog post but for future ones.) Now I do not have to misspell every word when I get into that typewriter-machine-mode. Which typically happens after a few coffees. The perfectionist in me screams out loud if I see a misspelled word. 

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind, simultaneously.
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