The Grammy`s must wait but...the radio can NOT wait!




When the world goes crazy. Which it usually does on the news. Not even presidents wear suits. I LOVE THAT by the way. (NO! You don`t need to OWN a suit to be a president! You don`t need to have a voice to be an artist either. But that`s a different topic...YOU NEED A KEYBOARD!) I am glad I have my keyboard that I can go crazy with - like a beautiful symphony with the rest of the crap going on. The worse the beats are the better I feel inside. It`s therapy!

I am a several-hit-wonder. 😁 Go to my Youtube channel for several HITS. 
My own favorite is "I love lofi." Made totally by me. (Well, the video was edited by a "Hitraværing". Don`t ask. Hitra is an island in Norway. It is not important in the world of fame. Just locally. WHEN did I become LOCAL?) But the song is about "When you own nothing but do everything with the crap you own. Auto tune is like the last that comes to her mind". Sounds like a euro song introduction.) 

But I feel like I am on a totally different level. (Irony) Why I don`t have a Grammy yet - is just crazy.😉 NO! Because BEYONCE takes all the Grammy`s! Even for a country album. MAKE STARS GREAT AGAIN so that we can choose from more artists. The level of the industry is low. Because there are no Michael Jackson`s anymore. They`re trying to force Beyonce into a MJ, it can NEVER happen! So, my music is dedicated to the lofi (emo) artists that never made it. They sit up all night being emo / super nerdy and drinking Redbull. Probably playing some GTA5. I like the lo fi sound. But my musical attempts nowadays are waaay worse than lofi . Or better? Better than lo fi? Lofi is DOPE! It is a windows production. Windows is pretty dope, I have to admit. (Oh no, I am not lying at all!) Below the lofi level. Singing with built-in microphones. But I will dig in the closet for a REAL mic. I own several! 😂 I just threw myself in there on the first take, if you know what I mean...so, I am digging in the closet for a Sennheizer. 🎤 It could save my day. 

I just came here to tell the truth. Things rarely sound or look good at the first take. You need to WORK hard! Even though you love what you do and you think "Wow! this is GREAT!" No it`s not. Timing issues , not hitting the notes...just a normal day for a normal artist. (Pretending to be an artist. Even when you pretend you need to convince people that you SELL.) Look! I have heard Beyonce freestyling and it sounded like she was ran over by a truck but that was before she started to get her shit together. That`s what they did to The Spice Girls. Only Sporty Spice had a voice, we all know that.
A really great souls singer / a hungry goat. (Had this weird 40 cigarettes a day - voice) She did all the work in the group and it sounded convincing.) If I worked as an Idol judge I would tell the truth. It would hurt. But in a constructive way so that you KNOW what to do. And then just simply get your shit together and have a beautiful comeback 😂 (I know a thing or two about those programs on TV. But obviously I would not say "yes" to a job like that. (And obviously nobody would ask me either) I tend to not say "yes" to a lot of things😬.) 

When it comes to me and my musical journey...I don`t care what nobody says. I am my own judge and my own jury.  

In my own mind I am already being played on the radio all day long...

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind, simultaneously. your photo name

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