Welcome to Mali - My Universe!... A blogger/vlogger from Norway.
I will change the photos. These are test photos!
There are no rules! I´m not following the mainstream!
I love colors! It`s almost psychedelic at times!
More to come!

Saturday, March 16, 2019

March 16, 2019

I use this page as a "vlog-blog" and OTHER ISSUES....


Just a short update (Since my blog posts usually are five pages long!)...

What is a "vlog-blog"? It is a name I came up with today which means to blog your vlogs. At least; that`s what I mean...

To have like...3 blogs at the same time...It drives me CRAZY! (*KaBOOM!* my head is exploding!) I am now here! FOREVER! I don`t know what to do with the other blog(s). I was going to move to another hosting platform. (Every blogger at some point considers a different hosting option, by the way! I have been on Blogger for many years now. And I was going to move to Wordpress.) But I decided not to proceed. The reason is because I don`t REALLY need to. The domain also had to be TRANSFERRED (don`t like that word!) and it felt like I had to wait like 5 years for it to be transferred. And with an ADD/ADHD diagnosis; the waiting game is NOT MY KIND OF GAME! I finally decided that Blogger is "okay". Okay, it is not perfect, but it is just what I need now, to calm my nerves down a notch. Sounds like a freaking OCD. Maybe it is! I haven`t considered that yet! #irony

Enough nerdy-talk! Now I need a cup of coffee (something I need on and off. I WAS addicted, but now I am back to being okay with coffee (back to having a laid back relationship with coffee again)...

While I am making the coffee; here is some happy vlog - like - music for you...



I have very good (but nerdy taste) in music. Right now. Normally; I am into divas (women with real PIPES! Who can sing! Which rarely happens nowadays. So, that`s why I like Janis Joplin, Aretha Franklin...) BUT: I do also love vlog-music. I want it all - or nothing at all. Soulful music or just plain melodies. That "something in between" on the pop charts freaking SUCKS! Talent belongs to the past. I do not listen to it EVER! And right now, in this very moment, while I am sitting here with my coffee; I just don`t want somebody to freaking yell at me. Like a metal - song, right now. We wanna calm the nerves, that`s what we wanna work on during these cold winter nights. I am trying to do something here! With my life. Finally! So once again, I am being reminded of....

The word "vlog"...


The word "vlog" is a word that...makes me feel like...Oouh!...So excited, but at the same time, so very stressed. WHY? Because I bought myself a drone. And the weather has been like shit. This is my blog so I say whatever I want. The weather has not been drone-weather, that`s for sure! (And then we had sunshine for a couple of days, but I forgot to try the drone! BAD excuse!) So, it`s almost like; you even forgot that you bought a drone. But I will be back! In the meantime I`m practicing indoors. That is always a good idea!...

I can`t wait because I can feel a spark, Dji Spark...
I am so sorry for the lo-fi photo quality. I tried the "Cartoon"- filter in Photoshop. And I drew the trees and the sun myself, obviously. That`s what I do! You can`t always expect sunshine here in Norway, but you can always pretend! ;-) 

Here is another blog for you...(OH MY GOD! NOOOO! NOT ANOTHER BLOG, TOO?! WELL...
I have been an active blogger (Actually; I have been an inactive blogger! Because I am lazy!) since 2006. So, once a blogger - always a blogger! Just ask another blogger!) It is one of my first free blog-domains EVER! And I loved Wordpress! (So, that was why I actually wanted to try it again, after so many years.) I used to call myself "Mali Talbi". I guess that is my real name, though, so why shouldn`t I?...

Wanna read it? (I have edited the template to make it look better than the 2006-template. It was BAD!)

I have not been here since 2007. And I just realized that I have a wordpress-blog too!


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Sunday, March 10, 2019

March 10, 2019

Me and my first drone!


Hi, I just came here to document me and my first drone. Me and Dji Spark. Love at first sight...







The connection is REAL. But WHY have I not flown the drone yet?
 It is COLD outside! I will use it a lot during spring / summer.

Here is some music for you...

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Wednesday, January 2, 2019

January 02, 2019

The year of not giving a shit (2019)...


- Welcome to my first blog post of 2019. (And by the way; I am sorry for the excessive use of Caps Lock!) This year I will stay even MORE positive than last year. I will try to make myself even MORE happy. Do MORE, basically! Do the things that really MATTER! And I will not listen to the haters and the "naysayers" who want us to do things that DON`T MATTER. This year I am going to be more egocentric (in a good way!) than I`ve ever been before. It IS The Mali Show. So if I didn`t pay any attention to the unnecessary crap on the internet / on the news last year (although the Internet IS my life!) I am NOT going to pay ANY ATTENTION AT ALL or what so ever - THIS year. It is the year of NOT GIVING A SHIT. As long as we don`t interfere in other people`s business. And become destructive (VERY important!) - I don`t see no reason why we shouldn`t be ourselves 100% and let go of all the fear. And the older I get, the less I care. (This comes with age for many people!) How are we going to be happy unless we don`t give a shit, 100%? You tell me? Some people call this a prison planet (Infowar with Alex Jones!), but it is not a prison planet as long as we DON`T MAKE IT a prison planet. So here we go...


Continue? On this weird and freaky life path of yours? 
Yes, thank you!
Photo: weheartit.com


What else have I done during the first two days of 2019?...

Photo: My Facebook Page; Mali - My Universe

I tried to run yesterday, but TODAY I am NOT going to, because we have snow again. Snow + running = slippery, even dangerous, and it is not my thing. Maybe you like it but I don`t. Although this was an excuse (the famous "bad weather - excuse"!) I have some important messages for you...

No more excuses!


Life guidance (while I am trying to guide myself as well! We can do this together!)...

 Stop procratinating! Do everything that you always wanted to do! Do those things that make you smile again!

 Write that book about home gardening and organic vegetables! (I know that I would NEVER do that, but YOU may LOVE to do that!)

 Stop feeling guilty about buying that one -way - ticket to Bali! People will appreciate you MORE when you return. OR...you`ll realize that "I will NEVER return! I have found my place in this universe!" Narrow minded people will tell you that you can`t do these things because as adults we have responsibilities. But as long as you can make it work you can do... 
WHATEVER YOU WANT! 

  Stay away from negative people! If you need a divorce to be happy (divorce from society OR your partner!) to be happy, DO IT NOW! So that you don`t wake up with 100 new grey hairs on the top of your head. You WILL destroy yourself by NOT being true to yourself. 

✭ Don`t be ashamed of who you are or what you do! People will hate you NO MATTER WHAT you do! REGARDLESS! You can be the average person down the road and you STILL have 50 haters that don`t accept you for who you are. Just because you are the daughter or a sister of a criminal, decide to work as a stripper (wild examples here! Nothing personal!) or grew up poor, or  wealthier than the average person. By default, with other words. And they laugh at you behind your back. Don`t let that stop you! In fact; just because you have this kind of experience, it will take you far in life. You can take advantage of your knowledge. People will be so jealous the day that you live the life of your dreams. Then they want to BE YOU! SO BE YOU! Let your inner child come through! COME THROUGH TODAY! 

✭ If you`re lonely right now, hug yourself (Or hug a tree! That also works!) UNTIL the perfect partner comes along and WANTS to hug you - for who you are! 

You see; I never complain because I always see the bigger picture. I know that there`s a REASON WHY things have to be the way they are. And you can CHANGE your life by the way you THINK! CHANGE THE WAY YOU THINK TODAY! Think POSITIVELY and life will be POSITIVE!

Yes, I feel like a world famous life coach right now! 🤣

Be as cool as me in 2019 and view life with a 2020 vision! Always one step ahead of
the rest...


Just like the "Not giving a shit" - energy this year, it is also going to be connected to emotions. (You become so emotional that you feel like not giving a shit anymore.) Why do I know these things? Well, I am a Tarot reader and very interested in how the planets move (Astrology. We MUST talk about this another time! It is a favorite topic of mine!)


From my Facebook page Mali - My Universe

You`re gonna feel like....
Photo: pinimage.com





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Tuesday, December 25, 2018

December 25, 2018

Mali loves headphones!


Yes, that`s right! I am into the really huge ones. And I feel stupid whenever I wear the smaller sizes on the top of my head. It is a sign of lower intelligence! Okay, I`m just kidding! But it IS a sign of weakness. Because the sound is weak. In this blog category I write about what I love because that is what the category is called. "Mali Loves..." Like I am "somebody". Somebody that you should FOLLOW! (Click! Click! Click! on all the social media buttons in the upper right corner and become freaking hypnotized!) Okay, I am going to relax now...and tell you about some of the objects that I love. And yes, the bossa nova song that I made this Christmas is on autoplay. I am completely aware of that. Bossa nova is also one of my favorite things. I especially love to play this genre of music when I do my live streams. Facebook live stream is also a favorite hobby. (Do I need a life? Well, honey...just read this article and when you`re finished, we`ll discuss who needs a life? You or me? Just sayin`!)

(Instagram photo taken with my mobile camera and edited in Photoshop.)




But Christmas is too much for me, I have to be honest with you....




I pretend that it is summer all year! I LOVE to have a HOT Christmas! This year and EVERY YEAR, baby! ;-)

Did I have more to say this time? I don`t think so. Maybe I will come back for more soon!

So, until we "meet" again. Like two energies just merging together as one....

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)



Now, let`s go back to the question; do I need to get a life? Get my sh*t together? What if I told you that I AM THE SH*T!?? And that I am INDEED LIVING! I have no more questions. I am just going to end this awesome blog post today -  with these famous words...
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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

November 07, 2018

Mali Loves: Big dreamers



Welcome to the category that I don`t know what to do about - other than telling you what I LOVE.
(Rather than telling you what I hate because as we all know; there is too much hate in this world.)

For a very long period I was very uninspired. I was NOT creative and I actually almost felt like I hit rock bottom. WHY? Because creativity and inspiration comes in waves. Sometimes the wave is GONE. And out of the blue it suddenly comes back. And sometimes when it hits you, it hits you hard and FAST. Like a tsunami. But I don`t really get so distracted from everyday issues in life because my mind operates as a blank canvas, so that I can create something on it. Even if I went through some difficult times, I just always knew that it was a phase. I am not saying that I always wake up with a smile on my face. What I am saying is; I always wake up with a mindset / an operative system that has a screen with a popup window on it that says: "What are you going to create today?". I have never in my life (not even as a child, and all the problems that comes with being this way) managed to distance myself from my own dream - which is to one day to live a life of total BLISS - doing what I love EVERY DAY - for the rest of my life. Some people may think: "She wants to be a stubborn kid for the rest of her life!". But I say : "Oh yes, if that is what I want, then that is what I want. (It is a good thing to know what you want!) And it would be a lot easier that way. "I am just going to lay on this couch right here! Bring me pizza, woncha? Let`s film a Mukbang video together!" We could (whoever you are, and that would be so much fun, trust me!), but we all came here with a higher purpose in life. And by only laying on that couch "Mukbanging" for our lives we would not even be TRYING to live a life of our highest potential. Not only would you underestimate who you really are as a soul in this life, you would also get really overweight. But I know that there is something called "Feeders". They believe that their highest potential in their lives is to feed their woman or their man into becoming really obese. I always feel like you should support ANY DREAM. As long as you are not hurting yourself or others.

Am I the only one who wants go to Burger King right now? (There is one across from where I live. (Okay, I am sidetracking myself, I am so sorry!)

People may say: "You`re only a dreamer!" But I say...


 So what else have we learned today?


   Mali loves to photoshop herself into motivational photos. To make you feel better about your life (or worse!)

 ✩  Mali loves this modern term called "Mukbang" and she also does believe SHE will NEVER become overweighed because of it. (Just because you will!) Because her higher self told her so.

 ✩  Mali loves to support ANY DREAM, as long as we don`t interfere in someone else`s dream. (This is a good one! If you interfere with my dream it`s over for you! And the whole point of this blog post! Okay, I`m kinda half-kidding here - not. I just don`t like interference. Do you?)

 ✩  Mali loves to talk about her self as a third person. (And repeats her name 100 times per day!) And that is annoying to the reader. Mali is going to stop doing that in future blog posts.


Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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Monday, November 5, 2018

November 05, 2018

To risk being seen....



Whenever you feel like giving up, just get back in the saddle. Underneath the scratches there is a beautiful picture. Show everybody your true authentic self. It is scary, I know. But risk being seen anyway! It is worth it in the end. But I do not believe in endings. Endings are just the beginning of something new. (Just like the "Death" - card in Tarot.) I decided to create one myself...



"Death" can mean so much. The death of a situation. It is when you thought you had died but came back to life again. Kind of like; "Mu-h-h-h-haaa, you moron! You thought that I wasn`t gonna make it?" So get back in the saddle! The white horse is waiting for you. Or it may be a unicorn. There is no limit inside of your own imagination to what you can do. The only difference between you sitting on you butt all day and living your dream life is the "doing" - part. Which is the hardest part. To get where you want to be in life you have to go through a healing phase or a wake-up-call (both simultaneously.) It is never too late to wake up to who you really are. If you are lost and feel like a failure or a victim. The scratches are only on the surface. Your soul always wants to push it`s way through to you. Your ego. Which is fear - based. "What are people going to think?" and "Can I really risk doing this; what I really want in life?" The reason why you are not happy in your life is your own fault. Because you don´t listen to your inner voice, your soul essence, you are hurting. And the day you know this truth, you also know that you can choose to do something about it. And start to listen. It is a risk, you may be ridiculed, but in the end you are the last one laughing.







Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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Friday, November 2, 2018

November 02, 2018

Let me tell you a thing or two about spirituality...

My secret to happiness: Express your inner child! ;-)

The teacher appears when the student is ready


I have many interest in my life and one of them is spirituality. It is a lifestyle more than an interest.
I try to be as authentic as I can be. My humor is very "over the top", outrageous (but ironic) and I understand how people misunderstand who I am just because of that side of me. But I operate from a very spiritual place (if you can put it that way.) Some people just do not understand that connection. The connection between spirituality; the word "Dharma" - which means following your life purpose in life - and being a comedian / weirdo. Doing something that may look strange to a lot of people. And that is what I want to talk about tonight. (Tonight, today wherever you are. We have night time in my country right now.) I just want to help you to connect the dots. I am not talking about myself just because I have the urge to brag about "how much I know". No! I just feel like we people are so different. We have so many different behaviors, interests, passions and destinies. You don`t have to judge someone for what they are doing or how they are behaving. Maybe there is a bigger purpose (reason) behind it all?

Just never judge someone! If that person is not aligned with what you represent in your life, then just
stay away. Not in an angry way. Not in a bitter way. Negative energies attract negative experiences. I know this from my own experiences. Just focus on your own interests in life. It may look selfish on the outside, but you will feel a lot better on the inside. And then the outside starts to reflect what you really, truly feel on the inside. And people will say: "Wow ! Is that what you have been doing?" And then your answer is going to be: "Yes, I took some time to reflect. Because all the answers come from within". It is really that easy. You will attract another situation (another person, another workplace, and another hobby) when you are ready for it. You will attract the right path for you when the time is right. Just like the old saying: "The teacher appears when the student is ready."

The typical wannabe - teacher tried to appear a few times when it came to me. But it was not the right timing. They begged, even nagged a few times. "Follow me, follow us! We have the solutions for YOU!" I just said:"Talk to the hand, you fool!"(I didn`t say it to their faces, but I sure felt the blood pump through my veins a couple of times.) And I meant it. Because BEFORE you are READY NO-ONE, I mean; NOBODY will make you change your mind or make you do anything! I`m talking from experience here.

Now I want to make a headline that is kind of outrageous, but I will do it anyway.
And it is a statement of a lifetime (I dare you bloggers out there; to make the same headline!)...

I am HOT


No flashing pictures of my naked body, no bragging about how much botox I injected yesterday.
Just a real, honest statement. "I am hot!" Why do I even say this? Because I feel it. The blood pumps through every vein of my body. I am happy, doing what I love in life. People don`t get it. But I GET IT! You are not supposed to get anything. (In my opinion. It is the irony in performace art. The less you understand - the greater it is.)

I know I started off by talking about this really deep topic. Which spirituality tend to be. Just when you thought; "Wow, This time Mali is really writing something that makes sense! I really knew she was capable. Talking about spirituality and following your life purpose and so forth." No. I am a comedian and an actress at heart. But it doesn`t stop me from being a very spiritual person too. In fact; I get this freaky / weird inspiration from source. From "God" if you will. I am destined to be like this. I have tried to fight myself many, many times. But each time I have tried, I have failed. HUGELY! Spirituality made me do this! Spirituality made me who I am. Spirituality made you who YOU ARE! And you won`t get no Buddha pictures or Rumi - quotes from me. Although they are so very cute. We all know that. You came here to see me and that is what you are going to get.(Okay, I love motivational quotes and pictures too. But right now it is all about me. Just like in my recent blog post on The Mali Show.)

Here I am being the weirdo that I am. Trying out new ways to get attention online for being even weirder than you first thought that I was.  I am following a photoshop tutorial to create the perfect thumbnails for YouTube videos...




Am I satisfied with the outcome? Well...but will I try again until I get it right? YES! THANK YOU! Thank you dear universe for the opportunity to start over again and make it right.

Just try to get it right! If you fail, then try AGAIN! Don`t be a failure and a loser! Be a closer!
Close every deal like it is the deal of a lifetime. And if you have to close deals in heels, then that is what you will have to do! ;-) 

Follow your BLISS in life! Act on your highest excitement in life! By doing this, and ONLY THIS, you will succeed in your life! 


Here`s a letter that I wrote as a reminder to myself. (Like a note to self!) ;-)



Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

October 31, 2018

The Mali Show is back!



Blog: The Mali Show . Because I don`t have my own reality show on TV. But I don`t believe in TV anyway. Not anymore. I stopped being a believer many years ago. Because the internet is the future. If I can create my own world, I can be my own boss. No matter how cringy this may sound (and cringe is my new favorite word!) I am a one-woman-show kind of person. 

Just a quick tech talk


So, the Mali Show is back! I am working on the template and the concept. I use the same blog design over there as I do here on this blog. Why? Because it is one of the few designs that I have created (found on the internet and re-edited) that has the best; I am telling you the BEST YouTube video solution. The videos don´t show up tiny, and this is a code that I have still NOT managed to crack in an html template yet (even though I have tried to figure it out. I gave up trying because I found this template.) I found this one and a few handful other templates, but the others were NOT nice, they were all one - column  - templates, and I am NOT about one - column - ANYTHING, I want the whole freaking package!

And by the way; I use blogger (blogspot.) Not Wordpress. Or a web hotel. That is because I want everything to be under Google. YouTube is owned by Google. (I don`t want to go into details about who owns what here. Because I ain`t got time for no rant about what I believe in. Wow!...Don`t get me started. I don`t think YOU`ve got time to read about that anyway. Not today!) But I still use today`s technology even though I`ve got some questions about who`s running what (the hidden agendas) and so forth. (The agenda behind the whole freaking internet.) I also don`t want you to get the impression that I am even weirder than I already am. Now you may think: "It can`t get any weirder, Mali!" Trust me IT CAN! But anyway; it is the easiest solution for me to use blogger. (I edit the html templates like a freaking maniac. It is simple and easy. I love it. I just LOVE editing.) I could sit up all night and edit. ("Could"?)

Okay, enough tech-talk! It wasn`t even tech talk. It was fake tech talk. I wish I had more Apple toys to play with right now. I am drooling over iMac Pro. It is way faster than the iMac I have. Mine is from 2014. It`s getting slower every day. I ain`t about that life, honey! *Trying to calm myself down with a cup of tea*.

I guess it`s time to change the subject. I don`t want you to think that I am a nerd, either.
(Oh, the irony!) Let me just slap on some photos here for you...




I only got time for Photoshop / The French Victorian era


Statement (a statement that I kinda made up!):
"The average blogger has a bag hanging on her arm, but the nerdy-blogger doesn`t". Me: LIAR! I HAVE BAGS! TRUST ME ON THAT! Want to see my over the top - bag collection, so big that my mama keeps calling me asking me to help her throw them away in the garbage container that she just ordered? Huh? Because she wants a LIFE? Because I left them in one of her rooms and now she`s PISSED?! How about THAT?! (Btw: Materialistic (girly) things such as bags, make-up will not be shown on this blog. (Is make-up materialistic?) I kinda hate make-up. I just don`t have time. I only got time for photoshop. It is so much easier. You don`t see the make-up anyway. Okay, I guess you understand what kind of life I am living. A life online! But the internet is the future. ALWAYS! If not...OMG! I am going to have a delirium like no other. I have never had a delirium before, but that is when it is going to happen for the first time. BUT: I like bags because I used to have a bag addiction, but I slowly but surely recovered from it. ( It kind of felt like a delirium at first but then I felt better eventually. I started to embrace the hippie style / gypsie look because I was trying to be a minimalist. Even though I hate minimalism when it comes to furniture and home decor. Once you`ve got a royal / The Louvre (The museum in Paris. Just give moi the whole freaking Louvre and I`ll be happy forever. (I want to be in a Marie Antoinette movie, god dammit!) / mixed up with the seventies - kind of taste you never go back!) Once you`ve embraced this mentality. Of the French Victorian era (dare I say qualities?) in your life, then there is NO HOPE for you to ever return to a normal way of thinking or living. You can try but you will always look for heavy gold frames on everything. I have been looking all over town in every thrift store. (But nothing beats the good ol` Louvre.) Okay, I am sidetracking myself again. And you may think "She`s unstable". Well, I am not going to disagree with you. It may look like that from time to time because of my million interests. All happening simultaneously! But I am not joking.  I sometimes get inspired by the French Victorian era. Proof:


I also LOVE the psychedelic look. Am I crazy?


YES! 

And do I love that about myself?




And please don`t be such a nerd, okay? Because if you are, then you have CLEARLY come to the WRONG place! ;-)

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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Thursday, October 18, 2018

October 18, 2018

The weird videos just keep coming...


Why do I make these weird videos? The answer is very simple: I can`t help myself. This is who I truly am. Videos that include singing and dancing are my favorite videos. I don`t dance in this video. I wish I did, but I will have to do that in my next video ;-) But I will try to give you a preview of my homemade songs that are not finished yet.

I promised myself to never record a weird video ever again. But that is easier said than done. Once a live streamer - always a live streamer. "The Mali Show". I wish it was easier! I wish I could just be average. But I guess we all have a crazy neighbor, right? Oh, won`t you be my neighbor?! That can actually be a great idea for a future video.

...but now; what you have ALL been waiting for...Right?! The still images:



(Okay, maybe this was NOT how it happened. Or was it? Honestly; I don`t remember. Difficult to remember what happens when the REC - button turns red. It`s like a psychedelic trip (without the mushrooms. I only drink tea! WITHOUT mushrooms!)




Video (Don`t get your hopes up! The photos look way cooler, I know!):


I know my blog is weird, and in the beginning you will ask questions like; "What`s wrong (what the h*ell is wrong) with this person?" Believe me; I`ve asked myself this question so many times! But what I`ve come to realize is; (The more you get used to my blog and the way I do things) you start to wonder, and I`m sorry for bragging here): "What the h*ll are the other bloggers doing?" Because that is the first thing I think about when I enter an average and so-called "normal" blog."Why do they want to blog about their living room?" I don`t get it.  - Unless they have a trippy, psychedelic livingroom with unicorn wallpaper. (I would kinda wanna see that!) Bloggers shouldn`t have to be boring. You should want your readers to leave the blog more confused (in a good way) than they were last time they came to visit. You will get that feeling after visiting my freaky and weird blog. YES! That I know - for a fact! (But don`t worry, you`ll never become more confused than me.) But I try not to be so boring. On my blog a LOT is happening, without actually happening at all. It is just ALL in the energy. But I dislike the word "blog". I actually want to call this area that you have just entered a "universe". A "Website" is also a word that sounds and feels weird to me. (Yes, a word can make you feel things. It feels so technical. Or mechanical.)

Do you know what? I`m just going to leave now and grab a cup of coffee. But thank you for visiting my garden. Inside my universe. I always enjoy some company. ;-)

Thank you for being that lost tourist that I had to save from an accidental mushroom trip. When I TOLD YOU that you shouldn`t eat the red mushrooms. But you did it anyway! You didn`t joke when you told me you were a little freaky...(Okay, that was a joke!) Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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Friday, October 12, 2018

October 12, 2018

A desperate "comeback" on my blog...


I have not been here in a while. And I promised myself to never return until I had some real content.

BUT!:

I was so bored last night that I made a video again. I could not help myself. I will never stop making videos. I am going to make videos FOREVER! I have tried over and over again, to become the average fashion / lifestyle blogger. But it is not meant to manifest in my life. Because I am not like that! I have to embrace what I am and have the capacity to do. Fashion - blogger - life is NOT for me!
But there´s a lot an average blogger can´t do that I can do. So I guess I have to remember everything that I AM and forget about everything that I`m NOT, and SHINE! Shine like a diamond. I would say this to other people struggling to find themselves, so why not say this to myself? 

Here are the still images of the video. ( I am not into photoshop and retouching photos at the moment. I want the real deal. I look like a mess! Right now that is the look that I am going for (because I am too lazy to anything about that at the moment.)

I don`t get it. Why do we have to look so normal and nice on photos? Can`t relate. Maybe I am from a future generation where things changed. What if I decided that the future generation is beginning right now?! Why can`t WE BE the CHANGE that we want to see in the world?

I want REALNESS! If you don`t like what your mama gave you then WHAT is the point in existence? I actually started a minimalist lifestyle just because I was tired of the mainstream hoarder mentality. I want to go back to nature. Yes, when we were related to apes, remember? (Maybe you believe that we are directly related to apes, but I don`t believe in that theory, okay? I kinda don`t believe in mainstream science - until I have actually been there, done that. Seen it with my own eyes. I want to see proof, ALWAYS! SOLID proof! Not American flags waving in the wind ON THE MOON! This is another topic that I am not going to get into right now, although I really feel like ranting about this for the next couple of hours.)

Here we have "the accidental double chin" that I love so much. IT IS the best feature of my entire body!...



Watching weird conspiracy theory - videos.


Imagining myself being in a Disney musical where I am the princess!


Conspiracy theories again.


My "NO WAY!!" - reaction.


Have no idea what is going on here.


I`m not desperate enough anymore to wear a bra.


5 mugs of coffee.


Having an epiphany; I am the hybrid between Marilyn Monroe / Anna Nicole Smith (again!) And Janis Joplin. We have joined Janis into the mix now. Confidence level: 10 out of 10.



If you thought this was disturbing, well; take a look at this video...
(IF you are desperate enough! You probably are since you`re already here!)



Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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