Welcome to Mali - My Universe!... A blogger/vlogger from Norway.
I will change the photos. These are test photos!
There are no rules! I´m not following the mainstream!
I love colors! It`s almost psychedelic at times!
More to come!

November 7, 2018

November 07, 2018 by

Mali Loves: Big dreamers



Welcome to the category that I don`t know what to do about - other than telling you what I LOVE.
(Rather than telling you what I hate because as we all know; there is too much hate in this world.)

For a very long period I was very uninspired. I was NOT creative and I actually almost felt like I hit rock bottom. WHY? Because creativity and inspiration comes in waves. Sometimes the wave is GONE. And out of the blue it suddenly comes back. And sometimes when it hits you, it hits you hard and FAST. Like a tsunami. But I don`t really get so distracted from everyday issues in life because my mind operates as a blank canvas, so that I can create something on it. Even if I went through some difficult times, I just always knew that it was a phase. I am not saying that I always wake up with a smile on my face. What I am saying is; I always wake up with a mindset / an operative system that has a screen with a popup window on it that says: "What are you going to create today?". I have never in my life (not even as a child, and all the problems that comes with being this way) managed to distance myself from my own dream - which is to one day to live a life of total BLISS - doing what I love EVERY DAY - for the rest of my life. Some people may think: "She wants to be a stubborn kid for the rest of her life!". But I say : "Oh yes, if that is what I want, then that is what I want. (It is a good thing to know what you want!) And it would be a lot easier that way. "I am just going to lay on this couch right here! Bring me pizza, woncha? Let`s film a Mukbang video together!" We could (whoever you are, and that would be so much fun, trust me!), but we all came here with a higher purpose in life. And by only laying on that couch "Mukbanging" for our lives we would not even be TRYING to live a life of our highest potential. Not only would you underestimate who you really are as a soul in this life, you would also get really overweight. But I know that there is something called "Feeders". They believe that their highest potential in their lives is to feed their woman or their man into becoming really obese. I always feel like you should support ANY DREAM. As long as you are not hurting yourself or others.

Am I the only one who wants go to Burger King right now? (There is one across from where I live. (Okay, I am sidetracking myself, I am so sorry!)

People may say: "You`re only a dreamer!" But I say...


 So what else have we learned today?


   Mali loves to photoshop herself into motivational photos. To make you feel better about your life (or worse!)

 ✩  Mali loves this modern term called "Mukbang" and she also does believe SHE will NEVER become overweighed because of it. (Just because you will!) Because her higher self told her so.

 ✩  Mali loves to support ANY DREAM, as long as we don`t interfere in someone else`s dream. (This is a good one! If you interfere with my dream it`s over for you! And the whole point of this blog post! Okay, I`m kinda half-kidding here - not. I just don`t like interference. Do you?)

 ✩  Mali loves to talk about her self as a third person. (And repeats her name 100 times per day!) And that is annoying to the reader. Mali is going to stop doing that in future blog posts.


Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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November 6, 2018

November 06, 2018 by

To risk being seen....



Whenever you feel like giving up, just get back in the saddle. Underneath the scratches there is a beautiful picture. Show everybody your true authentic self. It is scary, I know. But risk being seen anyway! It is worth it in the end. But I do not believe in endings. Endings are just the beginning of something new. (Just like the "Death" - card in Tarot.) I decided to create one myself...



"Death" can mean so much. The death of a situation. It is when you thought you had died but came back to life again. Kind of like; "Mu-h-h-h-haaa, you moron! You thought that I wasn`t gonna make it?" So get back in the saddle! The white horse is waiting for you. Or it may be a unicorn. There is no limit inside of your own imagination to what you can do. The only difference between you sitting on you butt all day and living your dream life is the "doing" - part. Which is the hardest part. To get where you want to be in life you have to go through a healing phase or a wake-up-call (both simultaneously.) It is never too late to wake up to who you really are. If you are lost and feel like a failure or a victim. The scratches are only on the surface. Your soul always wants to push it`s way through to you. Your ego. Which is fear - based. "What are people going to think?" and "Can I really risk doing this; what I really want in life?" The reason why you are not happy in your life is your own fault. Because you don´t listen to your inner voice, your soul essence, you are hurting. And the day you know this truth, you also know that you can choose to do something about it. And start to listen. It is a risk, you may be ridiculed, but in the end you are the last one laughing.







Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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November 2, 2018

November 02, 2018 by

Let me tell you a thing or two about spirituality...

My secret to happiness: Express your inner child! ;-)

The teacher appears when the student is ready


I have many interest in my life and one of them is spirituality. It is a lifestyle more than an interest.
I try to be as authentic as I can be. My humor is very "over the top", outrageous (but ironic) and I understand how people misunderstand who I am just because of that side of me. But I operate from a very spiritual place (if you can put it that way.) Some people just do not understand that connection. The connection between spirituality; the word "Dharma" - which means following your life purpose in life - and being a comedian / weirdo. Doing something that may look strange to a lot of people. And that is what I want to talk about tonight. (Tonight, today wherever you are. We have night time in my country right now.) I just want to help you to connect the dots. I am not talking about myself just because I have the urge to brag about "how much I know". No! I just feel like we people are so different. We have so many different behaviors, interests, passions and destinies. You don`t have to judge someone for what they are doing or how they are behaving. Maybe there is a bigger purpose (reason) behind it all?

Just never judge someone! If that person is not aligned with what you represent in your life, then just
stay away. Not in an angry way. Not in a bitter way. Negative energies attract negative experiences. I know this from my own experiences. Just focus on your own interests in life. It may look selfish on the outside, but you will feel a lot better on the inside. And then the outside starts to reflect what you really, truly feel on the inside. And people will say: "Wow ! Is that what you have been doing?" And then your answer is going to be: "Yes, I took some time to reflect. Because all the answers come from within". It is really that easy. You will attract another situation (another person, another workplace, and another hobby) when you are ready for it. You will attract the right path for you when the time is right. Just like the old saying: "The teacher appears when the student is ready."

The typical wannabe - teacher tried to appear a few times when it came to me. But it was not the right timing. They begged, even nagged a few times. "Follow me, follow us! We have the solutions for YOU!" I just said:"Talk to the hand, you fool!"(I didn`t say it to their faces, but I sure felt the blood pump through my veins a couple of times.) And I meant it. Because BEFORE you are READY NO-ONE, I mean; NOBODY will make you change your mind or make you do anything! I`m talking from experience here.

Now I want to make a headline that is kind of outrageous, but I will do it anyway.
And it is a statement of a lifetime (I dare you bloggers out there; to make the same headline!)...

I am HOT


No flashing pictures of my naked body, no bragging about how much botox I injected yesterday.
Just a real, honest statement. "I am hot!" Why do I even say this? Because I feel it. The blood pumps through every vein of my body. I am happy, doing what I love in life. People don`t get it. But I GET IT! You are not supposed to get anything. (In my opinion. It is the irony in performace art. The less you understand - the greater it is.)

I know I started off by talking about this really deep topic. Which spirituality tend to be. Just when you thought; "Wow, This time Mali is really writing something that makes sense! I really knew she was capable. Talking about spirituality and following your life purpose and so forth." No. I am a comedian and an actress at heart. But it doesn`t stop me from being a very spiritual person too. In fact; I get this freaky / weird inspiration from source. From "God" if you will. I am destined to be like this. I have tried to fight myself many, many times. But each time I have tried, I have failed. HUGELY! Spirituality made me do this! Spirituality made me who I am. Spirituality made you who YOU ARE! And you won`t get no Buddha pictures or Rumi - quotes from me. Although they are so very cute. We all know that. You came here to see me and that is what you are going to get.(Okay, I love motivational quotes and pictures too. But right now it is all about me. Just like in my recent blog post on The Mali Show.)

Here I am being the weirdo that I am. Trying out new ways to get attention online for being even weirder than you first thought that I was.  I am following a photoshop tutorial to create the perfect thumbnails for YouTube videos...




Am I satisfied with the outcome? Well...but will I try again until I get it right? YES! THANK YOU! Thank you dear universe for the opportunity to start over again and make it right.

Just try to get it right! If you fail, then try AGAIN! Don`t be a failure and a loser! Be a closer!
Close every deal like it is the deal of a lifetime. And if you have to close deals in heels, then that is what you will have to do! ;-) 

Follow your BLISS in life! Act on your highest excitement in life! By doing this, and ONLY THIS, you will succeed in your life! 


Here`s a letter that I wrote as a reminder to myself. (Like a note to self!) ;-)



Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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November 1, 2018

November 01, 2018 by

The Mali Show is back!



Blog: The Mali Show . Because I don`t have my own reality show on TV. But I don`t believe in TV anyway. Not anymore. I stopped being a believer many years ago. Because the internet is the future. If I can create my own world, I can be my own boss. No matter how cringy this may sound (and cringe is my new favorite word!) I am a one-woman-show kind of person. 

Just a quick tech talk


So, the Mali Show is back! I am working on the template and the concept. I use the same blog design over there as I do here on this blog. Why? Because it is one of the few designs that I have created (found on the internet and re-edited) that has the best; I am telling you the BEST YouTube video solution. The videos don´t show up tiny, and this is a code that I have still NOT managed to crack in an html template yet (even though I have tried to figure it out. I gave up trying because I found this template.) I found this one and a few handful other templates, but the others were NOT nice, they were all one - column  - templates, and I am NOT about one - column - ANYTHING, I want the whole freaking package!

And by the way; I use blogger (blogspot.) Not Wordpress. Or a web hotel. That is because I want everything to be under Google. YouTube is owned by Google. (I don`t want to go into details about who owns what here. Because I ain`t got time for no rant about what I believe in. Wow!...Don`t get me started. I don`t think YOU`ve got time to read about that anyway. Not today!) But I still use today`s technology even though I`ve got some questions about who`s running what (the hidden agendas) and so forth. (The agenda behind the whole freaking internet.) I also don`t want you to get the impression that I am even weirder than I already am. Now you may think: "It can`t get any weirder, Mali!" Trust me IT CAN! But anyway; it is the easiest solution for me to use blogger. (I edit the html templates like a freaking maniac. It is simple and easy. I love it. I just LOVE editing.) I could sit up all night and edit. ("Could"?)

Okay, enough tech-talk! It wasn`t even tech talk. It was fake tech talk. I wish I had more Apple toys to play with right now. I am drooling over iMac Pro. It is way faster than the iMac I have. Mine is from 2014. It`s getting slower every day. I ain`t about that life, honey! *Trying to calm myself down with a cup of tea*.

I guess it`s time to change the subject. I don`t want you to think that I am a nerd, either.
(Oh, the irony!) Let me just slap on some photos here for you...




I only got time for Photoshop / The French Victorian era


Statement (a statement that I kinda made up!):
"The average blogger has a bag hanging on her arm, but the nerdy-blogger doesn`t". Me: LIAR! I HAVE BAGS! TRUST ME ON THAT! Want to see my over the top - bag collection, so big that my mama keeps calling me asking me to help her throw them away in the garbage container that she just ordered? Huh? Because she wants a LIFE? Because I left them in one of her rooms and now she`s PISSED?! How about THAT?! (Btw: Materialistic (girly) things such as bags, make-up will not be shown on this blog. (Is make-up materialistic?) I kinda hate make-up. I just don`t have time. I only got time for photoshop. It is so much easier. You don`t see the make-up anyway. Okay, I guess you understand what kind of life I am living. A life online! But the internet is the future. ALWAYS! If not...OMG! I am going to have a delirium like no other. I have never had a delirium before, but that is when it is going to happen for the first time. BUT: I like bags because I used to have a bag addiction, but I slowly but surely recovered from it. ( It kind of felt like a delirium at first but then I felt better eventually. I started to embrace the hippie style / gypsie look because I was trying to be a minimalist. Even though I hate minimalism when it comes to furniture and home decor. Once you`ve got a royal / The Louvre (The museum in Paris. Just give moi the whole freaking Louvre and I`ll be happy forever. (I want to be in a Marie Antoinette movie, god dammit!) / mixed up with the seventies - kind of taste you never go back!) Once you`ve embraced this mentality. Of the French Victorian era (dare I say qualities?) in your life, then there is NO HOPE for you to ever return to a normal way of thinking or living. You can try but you will always look for heavy gold frames on everything. I have been looking all over town in every thrift store. (But nothing beats the good ol` Louvre.) Okay, I am sidetracking myself again. And you may think "She`s unstable". Well, I am not going to disagree with you. It may look like that from time to time because of my million interests. All happening simultaneously! But I am not joking.  I sometimes get inspired by the French Victorian era. Proof:


I also LOVE the psychedelic look. Am I crazy?


YES! 

And do I love that about myself?




And please don`t be such a nerd, okay? Because if you are, then you have CLEARLY come to the WRONG place! ;-)

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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October 18, 2018

October 18, 2018 by

The weird videos just keep coming...


Why do I make these weird videos? The answer is very simple: I can`t help myself. This is who I truly am. Videos that include singing and dancing are my favorite videos. I don`t dance in this video. I wish I did, but I will have to do that in my next video ;-) But I will try to give you a preview of my homemade songs that are not finished yet.

I promised myself to never record a weird video ever again. But that is easier said than done. Once a live streamer - always a live streamer. "The Mali Show". I wish it was easier! I wish I could just be average. But I guess we all have a crazy neighbor, right? Oh, won`t you be my neighbor?! That can actually be a great idea for a future video.

...but now; what you have ALL been waiting for...Right?! The still images:



(Okay, maybe this was NOT how it happened. Or was it? Honestly; I don`t remember. Difficult to remember what happens when the REC - button turns red. It`s like a psychedelic trip (without the mushrooms. I only drink tea! WITHOUT mushrooms!)




Video (Don`t get your hopes up! The photos look way cooler, I know!):


I know my blog is weird, and in the beginning you will ask questions like; "What`s wrong (what the h*ell is wrong) with this person?" Believe me; I`ve asked myself this question so many times! But what I`ve come to realize is; (The more you get used to my blog and the way I do things) you start to wonder, and I`m sorry for bragging here): "What the h*ll are the other bloggers doing?" Because that is the first thing I think about when I enter an average and so-called "normal" blog."Why do they want to blog about their living room?" I don`t get it.  - Unless they have a trippy, psychedelic livingroom with unicorn wallpaper. (I would kinda wanna see that!) Bloggers shouldn`t have to be boring. You should want your readers to leave the blog more confused (in a good way) than they were last time they came to visit. You will get that feeling after visiting my freaky and weird blog. YES! That I know - for a fact! (But don`t worry, you`ll never become more confused than me.) But I try not to be so boring. On my blog a LOT is happening, without actually happening at all. It is just ALL in the energy. But I dislike the word "blog". I actually want to call this area that you have just entered a "universe". A "Website" is also a word that sounds and feels weird to me. (Yes, a word can make you feel things. It feels so technical. Or mechanical.)

Do you know what? I`m just going to leave now and grab a cup of coffee. But thank you for visiting my garden. Inside my universe. I always enjoy some company. ;-)

Thank you for being that lost tourist that I had to save from an accidental mushroom trip. When I TOLD YOU that you shouldn`t eat the red mushrooms. But you did it anyway! You didn`t joke when you told me you were a little freaky...(Okay, that was a joke!) Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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October 12, 2018

October 12, 2018 by

A desperate "comeback" on my blog...


I have not been here in a while. And I promised myself to never return until I had some real content.

BUT!:

I was so bored last night that I made a video again. I could not help myself. I will never stop making videos. I am going to make videos FOREVER! I have tried over and over again, to become the average fashion / lifestyle blogger. But it is not meant to manifest in my life. Because I am not like that! I have to embrace what I am and have the capacity to do. Fashion - blogger - life is NOT for me!
But there´s a lot an average blogger can´t do that I can do. So I guess I have to remember everything that I AM and forget about everything that I`m NOT, and SHINE! Shine like a diamond. I would say this to other people struggling to find themselves, so why not say this to myself? 

Here are the still images of the video. ( I am not into photoshop and retouching photos at the moment. I want the real deal. I look like a mess! Right now that is the look that I am going for (because I am too lazy to anything about that at the moment.)

I don`t get it. Why do we have to look so normal and nice on photos? Can`t relate. Maybe I am from a future generation where things changed. What if I decided that the future generation is beginning right now?! Why can`t WE BE the CHANGE that we want to see in the world?

I want REALNESS! If you don`t like what your mama gave you then WHAT is the point in existence? I actually started a minimalist lifestyle just because I was tired of the mainstream hoarder mentality. I want to go back to nature. Yes, when we were related to apes, remember? (Maybe you believe that we are directly related to apes, but I don`t believe in that theory, okay? I kinda don`t believe in mainstream science - until I have actually been there, done that. Seen it with my own eyes. I want to see proof, ALWAYS! SOLID proof! Not American flags waving in the wind ON THE MOON! This is another topic that I am not going to get into right now, although I really feel like ranting about this for the next couple of hours.)

Here we have "the accidental double chin" that I love so much. IT IS the best feature of my entire body!...



Watching weird conspiracy theory - videos.


Imagining myself being in a Disney musical where I am the princess!


Conspiracy theories again.


My "NO WAY!!" - reaction.


Have no idea what is going on here.


I`m not desperate enough anymore to wear a bra.


5 mugs of coffee.


Having an epiphany; I am the hybrid between Marilyn Monroe / Anna Nicole Smith (again!) And Janis Joplin. We have joined Janis into the mix now. Confidence level: 10 out of 10.



If you thought this was disturbing, well; take a look at this video...
(IF you are desperate enough! You probably are since you`re already here!)



Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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August 17, 2018

August 17, 2018 by

I said that I will blog more often but...


Welcome back to another check in on "how am I doin`?"...Well, I am doing well. But I don`t actually have that much to share at the moment. I will come back eventually. 


When you don`t have new photos (and have not had time to go on 
a long awaited photo shoot) you have to share old photos...


This is what I call status quo. I didn`t have that much to share a few years back either
(the inspiration comes and goes)...

I am planning what to do next.



    What I want to do before I return here...

  1. Photoshoot (New photos for this blog.)
  2. At least one recorded song (I am working on multiple projects.)
I will be back!

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)


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August 9, 2018

August 09, 2018 by

I will TRY to blog more often....


I will try to blog more often. Almost every day. Today I just want to post my recent "Live Show" video from my YouTube channel The Mali Show, where nothing really happens. It`s just a place for me to be totally insane. ("The Mali Show" Get it? Losing my mind and embarrassing myself on the internet, making all my wildest dreams come true!?)

Here are a few still images...


I love the idea of me being on TV. Not on a real TV-show but a show that I created. "The Mali Show", once again. It is a concept. I can`t be on a show if I AM THE SHOW.





Here is the video...


And here is an even weirder video. I was out vlogging with a friend and we just decided to take it to the next level...whatever that means. Just a test-video! This is NOT what we will use. I have to record this song all over + I don`t know...get a life? But I guess this is the "retarded" style we are going for. This video is from my friend`s channel, and he is such a kind spirit, always helping me to embarrass myself on the internet, so we are a good team!...



You can follow me on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter! ;-)

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)


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August 7, 2018

August 07, 2018 by

I forced myself to make this video...

Welcome to another vlog. Today was not a good vlog day at all. Nothing was happening. I do have the ability to make things happen anyway, but I couldn`t even do that today. (Faking it.) But I decided to share a blog post anyway. I guess you do not always have to be "Boom POW!". So this was one of those boring days again...



You can scroll down really fast here, by the way, I get it! ;-) Looking good is not my number 1 priority.






"I want a donkey booty!". You know; just the average things people say on a daily basis. (Not.)


I forced myself to make this video (The photos look a lot better than the video, though!):



Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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