Welcome to Mali - My Universe!... A blogger/vlogger from Norway.
I will change the photos. These are test photos!
There are no rules! I´m not following the mainstream!
I love colors! It`s almost psychedelic at times!
More to come!

August 17, 2018

August 17, 2018 by

I said that I will blog more often but...


Welcome back to another check in on "how am I doin`?"...Well, I am doing well. But I don`t actually have that much to share at the moment. I will come back eventually. 


When you don`t have new photos (and have not had time to go on 
a long awaited photo shoot) you have to share old photos...


This is what I call status quo. I didn`t have that much to share a few years back either
(the inspiration comes and goes)...

I am planning what to do next.



    What I want to do before I return here...

  1. Photoshoot (New photos for this blog.)
  2. At least one recorded song (I am working on multiple projects.)
I will be back!

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)


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August 9, 2018

August 09, 2018 by

I will TRY to blog more often....


I will try to blog more often. Almost every day. Today I just want to post my recent "Live Show" video from my YouTube channel The Mali Show, where nothing really happens. It`s just a place for me to be totally insane. ("The Mali Show" Get it? Losing my mind and embarrassing myself on the internet, making all my wildest dreams come true!?)

Here are a few still images...


I love the idea of me being on TV. Not on a real TV-show but a show that I created. "The Mali Show", once again. It is a concept. I can`t be on a show if I AM THE SHOW.





Here is the video...


And here is an even weirder video. I was out vlogging with a friend and we just decided to take it to the next level...whatever that means. Just a test-video! This is NOT what we will use. I have to record this song all over + I don`t know...get a life? But I guess this is the "retarded" style we are going for. This video is from my friend`s channel, and he is such a kind spirit, always helping me to embarrass myself on the internet, so we are a good team!...



You can follow me on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter! ;-)

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)


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August 7, 2018

August 07, 2018 by

I forced myself to make this video...

Welcome to another vlog. Today was not a good vlog day at all. Nothing was happening. I do have the ability to make things happen anyway, but I couldn`t even do that today. (Faking it.) But I decided to share a blog post anyway. I guess you do not always have to be "Boom POW!". So this was one of those boring days again...



You can scroll down really fast here, by the way, I get it! ;-) Looking good is not my number 1 priority.






"I want a donkey booty!". You know; just the average things people say on a daily basis. (Not.)


I forced myself to make this video (The photos look a lot better than the video, though!):



Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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July 30, 2018

July 30, 2018 by

I love live streams!


In my recent vlog I was obviously live streaming AGAIN! Here are some still images of what I did. You have to watch the vlog on the bottom of this page to understand what all of this means...










Here is the vlog:


Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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July 28, 2018

July 28, 2018 by

Out vlogging / Hot mess, baby!


Today I was out filming with a friend. Not a serious video, but more like a comedy music video.
(I think!) I am not sure how this is going to turn out, to be honest. I am hoping for the best. And that it will be entertaining for you guys.  But that is not going to be finished yet. We are working on it.

I decided to post some photos of myself today. I like it vintage and a little bit Andy Warhol - inspired.


This photo above is Andy Warhol Inspired.



I am going to post high quality photos in the future, OR artistic photos. I used my cell phone - which is okay. You can, but you need good lights (Studio lights or being outdoors in the sun.) I was inside my dark apartment. So it is what it is.



I don`t have a lot to write about in today`s blog post. I just want to post my recent vlogs. But when it comes to my photos / videos I don`t always like good quality (because I am using my cell phone camera right now, like I said earlier.) And I don`t have good quality at the moment. I could have had it if I decided to REALLY TRY! Right now I have to embrace what I have available, because I was too lazy to try (Trying is the hardest part!), but the lack of camera / video gear never, ever stopped me. I am a strong believer that the story is the most important thing. Right now I don`t have the best stories, but I am working on it. (The stories are already THERE in my subconsciousness, trust that!)


Below are my two recent vlogs. This is when you have nothing better to do. You have a boring day.
But my friend made it a fun day. We ate sushi and I gave her a Tarot reading. (She is not in this vlog, by the way.) I forgot to film the "ADHD" - shopping spree later that day. You know; when you are so caught up with what you`re doing that you forget to vlog.


And here is my most recent vlog (Yesterday)...



Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)


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July 20, 2018

July 20, 2018 by

All I could do was dancing...


Today I was going to film another long vlog. At least that is what I thought. But all I could do was dancing...






Here is the video ( I am using this 8mm filter because it helps me to fake a better video quality.
I will stop using it when I start to vlog outside and NOT inside this apartment.)...


Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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July 20, 2018 by

My first vlog this year!...


I decided to vlog again. Vlogging is a lot more fun than JUST blogging. But DSLR cameras are not my favorite vlogging cameras. They are heavy to carry around. And they don`t autofocus (Obviously not, they are not supposed to either.) I am going to find a solution so that my videos become better. I want HD quality and this is not HD at all. But this is all I have right now, so bare with me!

I don`t care about looking like a super model on my videos (Or my photos. OR in real life.) My goal is to look decent, force a comb through my hair and eat my vitamins every day. So these still images are the real deal. This is who I am...





Here is the vlog...



Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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July 17, 2018

July 17, 2018 by

My weird live shows!....


Today I didn`t know what to blog about, but then it just hit me; YES! My Weird Live Shows!

One of my favorite things to do is live streaming. I love unedited acts/performances because I am a control freak in reality. I have to edit everything perfectly when it comes to my content. So I feel such a liberation when I just don`t "give a damn" and hit the recording button. It is so not me, but yet SO ME!


Karaoke songs are my favorite. I sometimes also show and tell what I am doing on a daily basis.
I am a hobby - comedian so I hope you understand that this is who I am on camera. Whenever I see a camera I get stars in my eyes. (And I act differently when the cameras are off. You can`t even believe that this is me. But I am trying to be more like who I am on camera - off camera -  because it is a good thing for me. I am happier on camera.) But I have always been this way and I can`t help it. I guess I was "Born this way", like the title of one of Lady Gaga`s songs.

I feel it`s very important to be who you are no matter what. Because by not being yourself and not following your heart and your dreams you are only going to experience negativity, depression and you may even develop a personality disorder. It is very dangerous to ignore who you are. You came here with a life purpose that you signed up for. But by ignoring your true feelings (your intuition) you are not going anywhere in life. You will end up at a dead end. And THEN you`ll start complaining. THEN you`ll start hanging at the doctor`s office. THEN you`ll start taking those meds that will make it even WORSE! (oh yes! Been there, done that!) Free yourself from all of this non sense and find out; WHAT did I come to planet earth to do? When you realize what it is; you do that every day for the rest of your life.
Photo: thefunnybeaver.com

I am not going to force you, but IF you are interested in My Weird Live Shows (It makes you feel like; If this crazy person can do this, then I shouldn`t worry about what I`m doing online! OK! It depends on what you`re doing online, darling.)....


I sometimes also upload to YouTube...



"My Weird Live Shows" are being called "Weird" for a reason. And I don`t care whether you laugh AT me or WITH me because a good laugh is a good laugh. And it is very healthy to laugh. Have a wonderful day wherever you are!

Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)


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July 12, 2018

July 12, 2018 by

Haters don`t matter!


In today`s podcast I was going to talk about haters. Talk for ten minutes straight, but I ended up just singing about haters instead. Because I always break out in song. It may be a problem, because not everything is a musical. I mean; do you go to a serious meeting and all of a sudden "I thiiiiiink I want to be FIREEEEED, fireeed beibeeeeeh, I neeed to be fired, fireh fireh fireeeeeed! She don`t want to work here no moooooo`" ? Because that would happen if I had a regular 9-5 kind of job. I would try to find a way to become fired. (But please don`t become inspired by me now! I was born this way, and you don`t know my story. And you are not going to either. That would be a bestseller under your Christmas tree. And I ain`t got time to write no bestseller right now.) Please, I don`t need to hear your opinion about "You should be so lucky to just get ANY job! You are LAZY!" Been there, done that! I even wore the t-shirt. I hated it. I feel like I am "Grumpy Cat" right now, by the way.

Photo: https://me.me

   But I choose NOT to be grumpy instead. 
Because just like Grumpy Cat - I ain`t got time for that either.

I ain`t even got time to brush my hair. But I just pretend to be having a....


I don´t care about make up and all the other everyday girly stuff. IF I one day start to care, you`ll KNOW! If I want something, I stop at NOTHING!...



I don´t care about the materialistic world. In fact; I am a minimalist (If you can forget that I have 50 + bags in my living room corner!) Because nothing really matters. Even my idol Jim Carrey said it "WE DON`T MATTER!" But I have to disagree with one thing, because...


And haters DON`T!...




Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)


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