August 14, 2017

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Follow me through thick and thin!...




Thank you for seeing me for who I am. Because this is me. There is no OTHER person behind a mask. If I had a mask, I would throw it away. But offcourse; I don`t say everything, I am no CNN. Believe me; I could be it if I wanted to be it. But it seems like I have other people running that channel for me. Doing a terrible job. Working for themselves. On their own. Unaware of the fact that I do not care. It happens to everybody. And my advice in a situation like that is; just block them out of your life forever. Forgive but never go back. You just moved on. Remember something very important; this is YOUR universe. I like to call my universe "Mali - My Universe". If I do not like you, or whatever that is going on, get out! If you can not accept my thick and thin, then it is not worth it.


Through thick and thin. You wanna follow me. On a rainy day and on a sunny day. I don`t care what day. You just wanna follow me through thick and thin. And I love that about you. Thank you. Whoever you are. (Well, I know some of you...)




You scrolled down on this page. You saw all my silly faces. At least you saw one face. Because, honey! I ain`t no two faced kind of person. What you see is what you get.


To the haters. ( We ALL have them!)

"What is she doing?", "She is too old for this!. "What about getting a life!" Oh, all the thoughts running through your head. It seems like it hurts you even more if I tell you that I do not think I am weird at all. My shameless behavior feels just right to me. Can YOU dance like this? "That was not a good dance!" Exactly my point. Let me just bypass your terrible attempt to tell me or other people that "She can`t and  she shouldn`t!" I have only one remaining question for you (and I am afraid I have to repeat myself!): Do you DARE to dance like this? 


Www. malisuniverse.com; MY universe. The universe outside the real universe. Probably 5D, struggling to behave myself in 3D. Trying my best here. This is me trying. Because I feel that a lot has to be done with this world we are living in. Even though some people may think that people like me are crazy. And that WE need to stop being weird and rather start to fit in. I do not see it that way. I grab this chance on this earth (being the person that I am (weird, strange and everything you may see me as!) to show you that YOU should rather start to create. I believe that creation is everything. Here I am trying to raise the vibration on this planet by co-creating with the rest of you. The once that are able and willing to create. One day at a time.


Now, I just made a new channel trailer on YouTube. And when I really mean it; I don`t just say it, I sing it. With a voice that I was told that I do not have, amongst a long list of other things that I have been told that I have been lacking throughout my life. As a targeted individual. I do NOT lack anything until I SAY SO MYSELF!(until I start to believe it. Then it may be true. But NOT until the day I start to believe. And since I am the only thinker in my head, that day will never come!) 


Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)

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August 3, 2017

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I fixed my hair problem (God has heard my prayers!) / New bag!...




I fixed my hair! This was NOT a good look. How did it turn out like this, you may ask yourselves?
I even ask myself that question. Well, I was going to become blonde. But I bleached HENNA-colored hair! NEVER DO THAT! Henna is STRONG! 

"I wanted the same hair color as my blog!" was just a joke. It accidentally became green
because of the previous Henna - color in my hair. I just thought it was a funny joke...




The struggle is not so real anymore because I now look normal again...

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I became so happy that I just HAD TO SING the songs of our Lord Almighty...

Today is a good day to be in Mali`s Universe! God has heard my prayers! ;-)...
I ran to the rock, I ran to the mountain! Yes, I did and I was answered in the most fabulous ways!

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LUSH is one of my favorite shops


I bought Charity Pot (My favorite body lotion. And I can even give to charity. Like all celebrities; Mali - My Universe is no different!) And a perfume that I had never tried before, called Death & Decay. It does not smell like death and decay at all. It smells perfect! 





The Ouija Board-bag

I wrote in my previous blog post that I don`t get it why people show off their stuff all the time.
I am now guilty of that too. But this is a very special bag...

WHO can say NO to the Ouija board - bag?  



Oh, the contradictions in this blog post! From singing church songs to posting this Ouija board- printed bag - photo? ("She is messing with the devil again!" NO, I am NOT!!) I believe that it`s okay. I am a free spirit, and I believe in freedom. I am spiritual, not religious, although I LOVE gospel music. It`s a great sound, and quiet so hillarious to be honest; with a full packed choir. I LOVE THAT! And because I am a singer. (At heart; although some days I do not have the best voice.) But ALL REAL singers love gospel music because that`s where you find the real SINGERS; singers like Whitney Houston and Aretha Franklin. (Because they USE their voices! There is NO "Opps! I did it again!" no, no, no! There is "Hell yeah! I just made history!" There is a DIFFERENCE!) I hope you get it, but if you do not, then I do not care. I am not about caring too much about what others think. I am my own savior, my own judge and my own jury. Another great point: You should NEVER be afraid of anything! So you should NOT be too afraid of hell. You should rather do like me and face "hell" head on with a Ouija Board - bag! I am not afraid of anything and I don`t doubt anything. Nothing or no-one is perfect anyway. So I decided just to let all of the fear and the doubt to leave my energy field. I LOVE the contradictions. I love the yin and the yang. Without the darkness, how can there be light?

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I even sing about my purses? Do you sing about your purses?

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Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe. Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously! ;-)


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August 2, 2017

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When I woke up this morning / bloggers / green hair...


When I woke up this morning I just knew what I HAD TO DO!...

Sometimes I get this feeling deep inside. It has to get OUT!

When I woke up this morning, baby, I just had this feeling that I had to dance! Oh, I had this feeling deep inside. It had to get out, it had to get out!


Photos from my cool and hip music video shoot...Dancing like "Shakira" (Don`t you even try it; to tell me that I don`t dance like I could at least be on Dancing With The Stars!) in front of your bed at home. Now;  Isn`t that what we ALL want to show the world?!...





Just a song that I made one morning (Actually yesterday. I also filmed this yesterday morning.)
I had a lot of sound issues (amongst other issues) going on in this song. But it is what it is. I think I fixed it and now it is better than earlier. TRUST THAT! Uploaded this video anyways because I barely blog anymore.


Wouldn`t even do it if I had a beach body right now

I guess many of my blog posts/articles were badly written because they were forced.  I had no real story or content. (That is why we have so many BORING bloggers!) Outfit Of The Day or Today`s Makeup Tutorial...A purse here and an outfit there ( I WANT IT! *okay, that was a joke!*) A half naked blogger laying down with a beach tan with a Pina Colada in her hand. I get it, though. When you are not that creative in life and do not come up with your own ideas in life, you start to follow the mainstream. But it is a SHAME if you are AWARE of it. Most of them aren`t. I personally also love a holiday so I am not against the beach, drunk blonde - look (Drunk? I mean dumb.) But too much of it? = BORING! I feel like yawning just by writing down these sentences. I wouldn`t even do it if I had a beach body right now. (Well, only if I did it as a joke.) I am not into Living the American dream (Well, first of all; I am not an American. ( I am from an ice - cold spot up North. On the map it reminds you of the perfect ham.) Nr. 2: I am living MY dream, which is the malisuniverse.com-dream. A holographic experience in 5D / no time / no age / no race / no gender / no life. (Okay, we do not have to exaggerate here! But it all turns into a hot mess.) It is a different world, let`s just leave it at that.) I am not into outfits. Only CAMO! You just never know when Kim Jung Un will drop a bomb on someone`s head. Just don`t you ever come near me! And I am not into make-up tutorials. (I am only into tech tutorials by nerds (Video/music editing.) You can go to the yawning-portal for the beach blonde, beach life, tanning world (SPRAYTAN!) - stuff. Go to the top lists of the Scandinavian lifestyle bloggers! Great place to begin. Beginner`s guide here: http://www.blogg.no or search for "Rosablogger" in Google. This is a Scandinavian thing. You can scroll down and explore the rich daddy girls (SUGAR DADDY GIRLS! *okay, that was a joke. Again!* I am sorry about that!) But my point is; you can have the pleasure of exploring COPY AFTER COPY.

Question-time!

Is it difficult for people to be original? WHY do they try so hard to fit in?
Where is the story and the content? Is it helpful? What is it to be honest? Is it even entertaining?
To others but themselves? But again; I am not against people who are trying to express themselves.
(Because we should all do that MORE OFTEN! I just question the way a lot of people choose to do it.) But what can people who gets a kick out of only looking good do next? (because that is one of the only reasons why they do it. To show off their looks.) What can the next thing be for them besides showing off their lives on social media/blogs? WHERE is the missing action? They don`t have the ability to act? (I am not talking about every blogger. A lot of them are highly intelligent people.) But I guess the conclusion is; we are lacking originality in this world. And that is why I have such a hard time understanding WHY it has to be so hard for other people to be creative (like I am. Ok, I am NOT saying that we are better than anybody else.) We are just not the majority in society. The majority is not awaken yet to the fact that it`s all about creation. But looking good, showing off how much money they have got, "house with a sauna and place for a pony"(Quote: Hyacinth Bucket) could also be creation of some sort. It is not the creation that I care for, but maybe they like it. So again; I am not going to judge anybody.

(WELL! I want a sauna! I will create a sauna in the future. Terrible example. Who does not want a SAUNA?!)

I wanted the same hair color as my blog

I can ONLY bleach my hair green so she AIN`T gonna help you! `Cause she needs help! LOL.
(In that apartment!)





But with everything else in life; I do what I WANT.

Do what you want, when you want it! As long as you don`t
interfere in other people`s business.

If you should ever be in doubt, and people are telling you to Get a life (like THEY
have a better life than you can have (?),  just remember...

Haters hate, 
creators CREATE!

Steve Jobs once said something very important:

Photo: businessbrein.nl


Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe.
Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind.
Simultaneously! ;-)



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July 26, 2017

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Just another day and bla bla bla (Too much coffee?)...


I don`t know what this is; a vlog or just a random video? "Just another day and bla bla bla". Had no idea what to name this video. I am even confusing myself here. A lot is going on at the same time. Maybe I should just lay OFF the coffee?...



A lot of weird things are happening in this video. (I can`t explain it either! It just happens!)







Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe.


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July 18, 2017

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Make it hot!


Taking it to an even WEIRDER level....

In my recent vlog I said that I was going to get my sh*t together. (= become average!) What does that even mean? Whatever that means; NOT going to listen to it. Trying to calm down only makes me want to reach an even weirder level.



I was walking through the rain when I got the epiphany of my life; we`re gonna make it hot, you and I...(You and I or me, myself and moi.)




This is a video:




Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe.

Thank you for being a witness of all the stories going on inside my mind. Simultaneously!

;-)






Photo: onmywayflnotarysa.wordpress.com


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July 16, 2017

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VLOG: I love purses!









Love is NOT "ALL AROUND!" like they say in the famous love songs.

LOVE IS...


 - All AROUND my shoulder!


Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe.


You are looking GREAT today too!

I can only pretend that I saw you today...

They say Egypt is the new Mali!


Photo: Al Jazeera

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July 12, 2017

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Idol Mali Blog...

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July 6, 2017

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VLOG - Be who you are! It`s time to live!


Hi, I have not been here in a few days and the reason is because I had no inspiration left. Not enough to create a vlog. But I am back with a new video. And I have stopped to write numbers on my vlogs. I messed up the numbers, but I do have control. When I come to 100 I will celebrate with a cake, trust that!









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July 1, 2017

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VLOG EP 15 - (Although it says "nr 14" in the vlog!) - Went to the countryside + I got mail!





I messed up the numbers in yesterday`s vlog. I edited this vlog and uploaded it this morning to
YouTube. I am a youtuber. My channel is: Mali - My Universe.  You can click on the link and subscribe to my channel if you would like that. I am NOT going to force you though! ;-)

Anyways; here is yesterday`s vlog (the countryside, the local harbour and "mail time")...



Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe.

Looking GREAT today! ;-)


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June 30, 2017

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VLOG EP 14 - To survive you gotta shop / HELL NO! HELL YEAH!


Welcome back! It`s VLOG TIME! In this vlog I was only talking about a few things. And I was singing karaoke. (Which is a hobby of mine.) I will go out and film again soon. I miss that!...





Thank you for being a tourist passing through Mali`s Universe.


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